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Penis Facts
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Penis Facts Why was I go-ogleing penis information? I have no idea. Oh, I remember... "penis types". Turns out you can find some quite hilarious lists. One equated different shapes/sizes to "The Danny DaVito" and "Hulk Hogan's Bicep" and "The Owen Wilson Nose". And some comparing them to various types of sausages - which wouldn't be that funny but I swear there was a jalapeno one in there. The pictures weren't showing up at all. That's pretty much when I gave up, but then I saw this list from Men's Health and had to share: 1: Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy. 2: An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and<b> premature ejaculation. </font></b>If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor's looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you're not. (very interesting) 3: The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That's Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis." Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever. 4: Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point. (When I was active on this site 8 years ago there was a guy that had taken a photo of himself doing just that) 5: German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. (Seriously?? When do they start the timer? The very first sliding in all the way to orgasm? It seems VERY low per any of my experiences. Admittedly I never timed any....) 6: The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784—that's about seven virgins a day. (Though I wouldn't count on it being "enjoyed") There were 15 facts listed in the article, not corresponding to my numbers. The bits in teal above are my own comments or questions. |
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11/17/2014 11:44 pm |
Funny you should "bring it up". I just heard a news story on the local radio stating that some doctor has finally accomplished the first successful "penis transplant". He's been working on it since the late nineties. With rabbits. The team on the project claims that it may be useful to humans in five more years. The local DJ joked about how in five years, men will be signing up for a penis transplant, and receive one from a rabbit donor. I chuckled. Rabbits, by the way, have their scrotum in FRONT of their phallus. Weird. Not sure it affects the transplant procedure. Need more info. Anyway... got me to wondering -- if one can get a penis transplant in the next five years -- where DO the donors come from?
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11/18/2014 12:04 am |
demonicsexkitten replies on 11/18/2014 2:51 am: Medical Organ Donors. One of the items listed which I was just too squeamish to copy and paste: they can use the foreskin of a circumcised baby to grow new skin for burn victims. Yeah, but what Medical Organ Donor offers his johnson for donation? That just seems presumptuous to me -- "don't want THIS to go to waste when I die!" Regarding the foreskins... I feel it is better than just pitching them in the trash, no?
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King Fatefehi probably didn't have a lot of time to run the state of affairs if he was dipping into every woman in town.
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Only seven virgins a day? Was he trying to cut back? This sounds like Wilt Chamberlain's public relations man had an ancestor in Tonga. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Interesting about 5, the time and how each thinks.  There is 6. I guess being king can have his fun. I wonder if he had children from it. Even on the low side, he could have father 500 kids.   Cum to my blog and respond.  Have a great kissing fun time. 
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11/18/2014 4:50 pm |
Very interesting facts! Thanks for sharing. It wasn't just German researchers that have studied sexual habits of adults. Masters and Johnson did a LOT of this in the 60's and pioneered the the study of human sexuality. Showtime even did a series on it called "The Masters of Sex" that I find very interesting from a purely scientific standpoint, of course.  Dennis (Idahonuke) To read about myongoing adventures and journey into the lifestyle: [blog Idahonuke]
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I was that flexible when I was young, with my feet pushing against the wall over my head. Unfortunately, it was a very short duration, as it was impossible to breathe at the same time.
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haha
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