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THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME DEPOT
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THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME DEPOT I out MJ'd myself today. I had a only happens to me adventure and a misremembering incident combined. I had to run an errand before work this morning. So, I left for work extra early to allow for a fast stop a Southern States. Wrapping that up I decided I had enough time to stop a Mal Wart to look for a bird feeder or two. Mermaid is turning our yard into a smörgåsbord for all things avian. Striking out at Mal Wart I checked my watch and noted I had more than a half an hour until the office opened. So off to my second home, Home Depot. I ran in through the garden centre (I love the alternative spelling). I made my purchases and went to check out. I handed the cashier two gift cards. She said that will be $36 additional dollars. I only had $25 on me. I had an emergency $100 stashed in my truck. I went and got my funds. I handed the $100 bill to the cashier She said “I don't have change” I replied “This is all I have” “I'll have to get change” she said She phoned somewhere asking for change. She took my hundred and put in a carrier and up the pneumatic tube it went. Ten minutes no change; fifteen minutes no change.....I looked at my watch. Then it hit me. Today is Monday. The significance being the office opens at 8:30 not the usual 9:00. It was now 8:45. I had forgotten, I mean misremembered what day it was. That was it, I had finally forgotten to go to work I was trapped like a rat. Late for work and being held hostage by the person on the other end of the pneumatic tube at Home Depot. For extra added fun, I left my phone in my truck and could not call work. I was beginning to feel like Dorothy. (No I was not wearing my ruby flip flops) My fate in the hands of an unseen wizard. Twenty Five minutes after sucking up my money. The pneumatic tube disgorged change so I could finally start my work week. Until Next Time I am as always convinced There is no place like Home Depot......... There is no place like Home Depot......... There is no place like Home Depot......... XX and ^5 MJ PS Yesterday my and I were in Home Depot. He looks at me and says with all seriousness; “Dad you could live here and never have to leave. Everything you need is here.” I had to admit the was right. PSS I also misremembered a Doctor's appointment at 8:30 yesterday morning too. |
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 so did ya get in trouble ?? what about the food though, you'd have to eat 
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I'm so impressed...I always consider myself lucky to actually make it to work on any given day with just enough time to slide into my seat and say cheerily to my Boss.."mornin'" at exactly 7:20. Even stopping at 7-11 throws me off.... Like Father like Son huh? LMAO I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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After Mr Hills and I get our GarageWannaBeHouse done, he is going to make a plaque that says, "Home by Home Depot" to put above our door. We just spent over 7K on the first of several tall orders from there... and btw... my daughter works there and, no, they don't get a discount (dangit). Your son sounds like a very intelligent young man! Ms Hills
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5/6/2008 7:17 am |
Sounds like you had one of my days!! Save A Horse and Ride A Cowgirl
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[image] Bienvenida to my blog XX MJ
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so did ya get in trouble ?? what about the food though, you'd have to eat Actually I did not get in trouble. They chalked it up to me being the lovable goof that I am. It helps I am the only man in the office I guess Actually most the Home Depots have food vendors outside of them. All of them have snacks and candy inside. Most importantly all of them have coffee in the morning XX MJ
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Sounds like that apple didn't fall far from the tree. lol Sure hope Tuesday was better. Have a great week! ~myst~ It is scary at times how close to the tree the apple actually is. So far so good on Tuesday XX MJ
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I'm so impressed...I always consider myself lucky to actually make it to work on any given day with just enough time to slide into my seat and say cheerily to my Boss.."mornin'" at exactly 7:20. Even stopping at 7-11 throws me off.... Like Father like Son huh? LMAO When I worked at the shipyard we started at 6:45. My Boss would set the clocks ahead so either we got there early or she could write us up. Then she would set them back to the correct time after lunch to extend the work day. I would not be able to deny him if I wanted to XX MJ
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After Mr Hills and I get our GarageWannaBeHouse done, he is going to make a plaque that says, "Home by Home Depot" to put above our door. We just spent over 7K on the first of several tall orders from there... and btw... my daughter works there and, no, they don't get a discount (dangit). Your son sounds like a very intelligent young man! Ms Hills If only employees got a discount. I would for free just for the discount. XX MJ
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Silver That is a match made in heaven  XX MJ
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Playn Sometimes I think we have reversed roles. XX MJ
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Sounds like you had one of my days!!XX MJ
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Did your change arrive in a big pink bubble? Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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Did your change arrive in a big pink bubble? I am guessing bubble transportation would be faster XX MJ
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My watched blogs list disappered... sorry, took a while to chase you back. vow man! the spelling in smörgåsbord is totally correct!!!  Only universal or also in Scotland Where to start my day or is it month Of course I39ll change I39ll do whatever you like Heatseeking missiles  Squirter's life
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Menards is my punishment, errrrrr store of choice LOL Pull My Fucking Hair! 
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I could spend hours in those types of shops,much to the disgust of my husband I'm a   and i'm here to stay
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5/11/2008 5:59 pm |
you FORGOT you had to go to work???? ~lmao~ You are too funny!!
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My watched blogs list disappered... sorry, took a while to chase you back. vow man! the spelling in smörgåsbord is totally correct!!! I wish I could take credit for the spelling. My spell check provided it for me. Glad you found your way back  XX MJ
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Menards is my punishment, errrrrr store of choice LOL XX MJ
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I could spend hours in those types of shops,much to the disgust of my husband Sounds like we need to go shopping XX MJ
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Mz Huny Around here Lowe's and Home Depot are usually across the street from each other. Great to see you XX MJ
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Cookie Mornings are not my favorite part of the day. Lunch however is a different story XX MJ
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you FORGOT you had to go to work???? ~lmao~ You are too funny!! I honestly did. Sometimes I scare myself XX MJ
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5/13/2008 8:34 am |
MJ,, this is very funny ,, I am always amazed that there is people out there that is like me ,, LOl I started the night shift and I must have slep really hard one morning because I woke up looked at my alarm and thought shoot im late for work ,, it said 1100 already ,, so I grabed the phone and started to dial ,, it was eleven in the am ,, LOl ,, My boss thought I was too funny,, You see I have to keep my windows dark to sleep at night ,, so thought it was night time ,, Hugs Country :_H ,, saying hi to your mermaid A friend is someone that reaches for your hand and touches your heart !
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