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DUDE, WHERE ARE MY TRUCK KEYS?
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DUDE, WHERE ARE MY TRUCK KEYS? Has anyone seen my truck keys? I have not either. I know where they are, but I can’t retrieve them. Let me explain... Flashing back a few days.....(Cue the haze) Coming home from work after a long day. I walked in to the garage. I see some trash on the floor. It was hard to miss it was in the middle of the floor. My had left it on the floor instead of throwing it away like I had asked him to. I picked up the cup and papers to throw them away. (I know I should have made him do it. I typically would have left it for him. He was off somewhere and I was in a good mood so I decided to throw it away for him. Then ask him about it later) I had my keys in the same hand as the trash. I actually thought I needed to be careful and not throw my keys away. Then unbeknownst to me the arch villain UBER-A-D-D-MAN seized control of my brain yet again. Skip to the next morning. (Haze fades) The mad scramble out the door to go to work begins. I can’t find my keys anywhere. I dive into the laundry basket not in there. I look through my coat pockets not there. I know they aren’t in my shoes. The flip flop fetish is helpful at times. I grab my spare set and head off to work. The same evening….. I searched high and low. Then it hit me like a pissed off nun with PMS. Duh…… I know where my keys are. The last time I had my keys was on the trip to the garbage can. They are in the garbage can. Except today was garbage day and the can is empty. My keys are on their way to the incinerator to be turned into electricity. This was not the first time I had tossed my keys in the trash. I have dumpster dived a few times to retrieve my keys. You think I would learn. This is the reason I keep my house keys and truck keys on separate rings. My work key ring is a monkey fist the size of a the size of a racquetball. That is hard to lose even for an internal blond such as me. I know it is not nice to stereotype. Keys are not the only victim of UBER-A-D-D-MAN. Dustpans, screwdrivers, gas caps, and house keys all have been tossed away. He appears without warning, like a zit on prom night Taking control of all brain functions turning me in to a world class nitwit. Thus far my adventures have been physically harmless, financially painful though. The replacement key for my truck cost $115. Of course my key has the boop-boop attached. You know I have to have my tools and toys so I have a shiny new boop-boop. Most of the time, I pass for a responsible adult contributing member of society. Alright, already some of the time I can pass if you don’t look to close. Until Next Time I am as always looking for something I lost. XX and ^5s MJ |
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Hhhmm... did you check the hand bag...  I have 3 keys for my car, and when having a longer trip, I give one to my son. That was needed one year when on holiday... Were staying a couple days in friend's summer place, all packed, still one bag in, needed to lift some others to get them all in, and bang... dropped the key... And we didn't find, all of us = 7 were checking in and out the car, some grass yes there but nothing... gave up and used the spare key. Came home a couples of weeks later, we had been looking for the key already some times more but nothing, it just had disappeared in the air!!! Then the following winter was having a short trip and started to prepare it. And found the key... It was in an open pocket of one of the bags... So there's a pocket with two 'entrances', one with zip and then behind that an open one... fuck... Only universal or also in Scotland Where to start my day or is it month Of course I39ll change I39ll do whatever you like Heatseeking missiles  Squirter's life
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Maybe you can have a smoke alarm siren JB Welded on to your boop boop, and if you get more than 10 feet away..REEREEREEREEREE!   "You can't fix stupid...."
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If there is one thing in this world I hate it is shoes... and of all the things I still lose ... yes... my shoes... I am not one of those with a shoe fetish... I own maybe 5 pair.. I just have no use for shoes... feet were made to touch the earth... dirt.. grass sand.. even pebbles... but those damn shoes are always disappearin... ~sigh~ a shoe gremlin.. I am sure!! take care.... and check the ground around the dumpster maybe ...just maybe ... your Guardian Angel made them fall to the ground instead on into the garbage bin. take care Darlin.....m.
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5/12/2007 12:13 pm |
i am glad to see others are like me ,, Ive lost my keys so many times that i can say i think I keep this shop here in iowa a float ,,lol ,, Have a great weekend Country A friend is someone that reaches for your hand and touches your heart !
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5/12/2007 7:40 pm |
i have one place i put my keys...if they are not there..i panic  ... with your luck it is a good thing you still have your son, and that you did not lose him somewhere along the way  ...funny story thanks
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LOL.....I can SO relate! I was digging through my trash last week searching desperately for a $250 money order I "lost" The next day I remembered I had paid the damn bill already with said money order! LOL Pull My Fucking Hair! 
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5/16/2007 6:59 am |
Damn, maybe ya need a bigger key chain or get the hook type to hook onto your belt loop! They work wonders, if ya remember to that! lol I've had too many experiences of retrieving things rom the trash can before, only to find most lost things on top of my dresser or under my bed or in kids toys boxes!!! lmao ~WildCherri~     
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