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Atheists aint got no songs I used spend a lot of time reading blogs on this here website but at some point it stopped being super fun so I stopped doing it because a man of my stature can't waste time with things that are merely "fun" (physical stature I mean) . So now I mostly only read my "watched" blogs and occasionally some on the recent posts with an interesting/insane title . This morning I was reading blog A and it pointed to me to blog B and blog B was good so I added it to my watch pile . This is really just a long-winded way to say that blog B ruined my life (which isn't hard) . In particular this ; [post 3395871] Also new drinking game , every time a link to a blog without asking permission do a shot . So I've always know that I have a quick trigger , after all they don't call me the Flash Two Electric Boogaloo The Guy Who Has Kind of a Quick Trigger in Bed for nothing but I didn't know that meant I had erectile dysfunction for the love of flying spaghetti monster . Or that sometimes I fall into premature ejaculationland (as sad and droopy land) that's a real kick in the nutbins . I thought<b> premature ejaculation </font></b>was when you ejaculated before you even got it in the hole of choice . Two minutes is premature ? Lame , super lame . Well I guess I can never satisfy a woman , which honestly that's kind of what I always thought .  I'm joking of course (kind of) mostly when I see these things I wonder how accurate they are . Not very I bet . Sexology ain't an exact science . In particular I've seen it bandied about many times that having sex doggy style burns 900 calories . I call shenanigans on that . If that was true you could fuck yourself thin in no time flat . Of course maybe it seems like that to me on account of my ED , but still . Also is that the dude or the lady or the dude watching and jacking off in the corner ? Or is it all three combined ? Even then I don't buy it , you don't burn 300 calories getting fucked no matter how hard it is . Moving on . I keep seeing that rabbit who was wearing a false beard and wig in my backyard just chilling out , eating grass (do rabbits eat grass ? if not what's it eating ? ) and just being a rabbit . I can only imagine he's some kind of covert rabbit agent because I saw him in disguise that one time . The question is is he reconnoitering me or the squirrels ? Or the birds ? Why do I bring this up ? Because it turns out back in Ye Olden Times rabbits were jerks . There used to be a lot of this kind of action ;  And this  I guess our primitive screwhead ancestors thought it was cool to write stories wherein rabbits would kidnap a dude , fuck him up , then end . Which seems weird at first , but then if you think that the only people who could read were rich bastards who did terrible stuff to their filthy peasants it kind of makes sense . That way they could say "sure I had 15 people impaled today for wearing shoes , but at least I'm no damn asshole rabbit" . Anyway , the point is I think when you use the term "going at it like rabbits" you should be violent conflict rather than tender physical expressions of love (or drunkenness) . And finally , as you all know I don't care for . I have been heard to remark at work before "this infant displeases me , remove it from my sight !" and everyone laughed because they thought I was kidding . Also why does everyone at work try to force their stupid baby on me ? There's like a huge flock of people who want to see the damn thing swarming all over the place - let them hold it for Christ's sake . That being said , there was a at the grocery story this morning that was cracking me up . I have no clue how old she was but she seemed pretty little to be talking so much . Here were her top three lines ; "Banana , banana , banana , banana , banana , banana , BA-na-NA !" "Yay , animal crackers ! Yay ! Yay ! Yay ! Yay ! Yay !" And the piece de resistance after being told they already had sunscreen ; "We need to buy MORE sunscreen !" Hilarious , and true , you can never have enough sunscreen . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Hm. Now I'm wondering if you've found the origin of he words Jack Rabbit. Probably bastardized from Jerk Rabbit. Thank you...that's one less thing to keep me awake at night. I flash my boobs at you in gratitude. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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