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My wife dislikes boysenberry martinis
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My wife dislikes boysenberry martinis That is code for something . If you know what it is code for you are a filthy disgusting pervert who needs to repent . Also doesn't it seem like it should be boisenberry ? The Y seems misplaced . Also apparently the boYsenberry is a cross between four other fruits , which is pretty freaky . Unless they mean cross like those are its grandparents , which is pretty normal . I posted a video of me (40Deuce) "pounding off" the other day . I'm not sure why . Actually I am , but you know . And nothing happened . The world did come to an end . Jesus did not fly down on a flaming sheep and condemn me to hell . I was not cast out of society and ostracized and chased by blood-thirsty ostriches . Its just another video of a dude whacking it on the internet - so what ? Plenty of those out there . Although a dude commented and said he wanted my dick so obviously I'm gay now . Speaking of me (40Deuce) a few days ago I was enraged because I put on a brand new shirt to wear to work and then I sliced my stupid face open shaving and bled all over said new shirt . But it came out 100% via soaking in cold water . Which made me happy . Also know I know what shirt to wear if I ever want to violently murder and try to get away with it . Which I won't of course , but information is always good . Its like when I was a and I got to hang out at the police station because I was "good" and when they were showing us how fingerprinting worked and they told me I didn't have very distinct prints and that they would be "hard to match" . I'll probably never go on a crime spree but its nice to know regardless . I was chatting with P-Bubs yesterday and she mentioned that a sex buddy of hers (or maybe just a dude she knows its hard to keep track) has a wife named Freedom . Which is officially fantastic . I hope they had<b> sexual intercourse </font></b>on the 4th of July . I feel like Congress should pass a bill requiring it . In other news one of my annoying co-workers is renting a bus for her 's 13th birthday party to take 30some of his closest friends to some secret arcade in rural Iowa . Perhaps renting a bus is not as expensive as it seems but it is just another example of how insanely indulgent she seems to me (as an outside observer) . This is pretty much all she talks about . I feel like maybe he's her de facto husband - not in a gross sexual way , but in a normal gross way . For once I agree with what Bubs says about every woman with a problem ever "she needs to get fucked" . In other other for reasons I can't remember I was thinking about my friend who always made up some story about whatever house he was living in being haunted to get sweet , sweet , cash from ghost tours . When he lived in cracktown for a while I remember being there when one of the tours came through and a lady asked him "Do you feel safe living here ?" and he went into a spiel about how the neighborhood was getting better and the cops were patrolling it more and so on and so forth and the lady said "I meant about the ghost in your house" and he laughed and said "oh right" . I think he forgot who he was talking to for a minute . Today was the last day for brain damage boy at work and as I've probably mentioned before I'm happy (ecstatic perhaps) that he's gone but it does gall me that he didn't get shitcanned and instead is moving to a better position where he can ruin stuff on a wider scale . Anyway , most of the people on the team went out to lunch with him (not me of course) and 5 hours later when they came back he and THE hot girl (who's married) and another hot girl (also married) immediately all walked off together and were gone for about another hour . I like to imagine that they were having a last day threeway but probably they weren't . Whatever other issues he had (brain damage) he was a handsome man . Which I realize more now that I'm gay . Hot on the heels of the Power Girl-Kryptonite fiasco , I was watching porn the other day (why am I watching so much porn lately ? ) where it said that 4 hot cops punished a huge cock . I don't see how sucking and inserting in your ass and vagina is punishment precisely but they did smack it a few times - pretty hard . Anyway , this point is I couldn't get into this one either because there were clearly only 3 hot cops not 4 . "But 40 , maybe the other one was undercover or plain clothes ." No , she was obviously a civilian , she was the one who called the cops on the big dick guy for jacking off outside her house . And finally , I think it would be funny if there was a video entitled "three dicks , one chick" and instead of an all-holes filled gang-bang it was just a "lady" with three dicks . But probably that won't ever happen . I am now going to break my promise to someone who stopped reading my blog years ago and post no picture . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Sorry, I plan to try to avoid your video - I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON. (not that I'm putting you in the same league as the video I watched recently) Just FYI, it's pretty dang common for men to comment on other men's videos (even 83 year old guy videos) - which I guess means all men are gay?   
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Couldn't find a picture of a chick with 3 dicks, could you? Maybe you need to learn photo-shopping! If I watch your video should I make popcorn first? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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