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40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
8/7/2016 8:41 am

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8/8/2016 4:24 pm

You all know it

The superhero who activates his superpowers by jacking off should be called C-Man .

As I was mowing my lawn it occurred me that if I found my yard to be overrun with scorpions and I put up a sign that said "beware of scorpions" and then one of my asshole neighbors brought their asshole to shit in my lawn in the course of said a scorpion stung the dumb right in its dumb anus I would probably be sued because I knew there were scorpions . But if I did nothing and the same thing happened I'd probably be fine . The lesson - never warn people , just let whatever terrible thing happen to them . Odds are they deserve it .

I never really thought about it but I realized today why the sinks doctor's wash their hands in are so big - trying to wash up to the elbow in a normal sink is a real bitch .




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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
8/7/2016 9:13 am

Wouldn't be going in for a prostate check now would you...

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bowtiepower123 53M
37 posts
8/7/2016 9:30 am

Very intriguing deuce. ....I would agree


ltrskr 75M

8/7/2016 9:50 am

Just a suggestion,
In Texas we have problems with fire ants and scorpions, and they're moving further north all the time! I discovered a long time ago that using a small hand spreader with Amdro, all over the yard got rid of both! Have done that for years and had lots of friends use it, it works!


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
8/7/2016 11:27 am

Uh oh, looks like Ken's about to get pegged


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