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Blogs > Prof10001 > Publish or perish?

Just like in the movies?  

Prof10001 63M  
5635 posts
3/31/2017 3:36 am

Last Read:
4/3/2017 3:38 am
Just like in the movies?

A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon. The bartender says "Having a tough day, huh?"

The guy says "Yeah. My wife and I were doing the dishes and she turned to me and said 'Why don't we ever make love like in the movies?'

So I bent her over the kitchen table, yanked her pants down and rammed it in. I jack-hammered her and slapped her on the ass as I pummeled her. Then I pulled it out, turned her around and blew my load all over her face."

The bartender said "Wow! But what's up with the black eye?

"Turns out we watch different movies."

goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
3/31/2017 3:38 am

 Oops...


camperdude_69 63M
4641 posts
3/31/2017 3:50 am

 very good


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
3/31/2017 7:03 am

 Remind me never to order a triple in your presence
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lyavu 50F
1538 posts
3/31/2017 5:35 pm

 I needed a laugh .. hahahahahaha too funny


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
4/2/2017 10:47 pm

 LOLOL Thats funny!


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