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Adult FriendFinder Haiku Valentine Contest!
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Please shave your stubble I feel like I'm fucking a God-damn Porcupine [image]
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2/8/2008 7:02 pm |
Cum archs high upward So many movies to watch Jerking off to porn
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C'mon baby, that look is so Nineteen Eighties Shave that hairy bush [image]
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Roses can be red Violets can be purple That said, now blow me
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Here's my to-do list shit, shower, shave, work, shop, cook... Oh, and lick, suck, fuck. [image]
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On steroids too long Balls shriveled up like raisins Can't get a hard-on [image]
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My Blog contains a Parental Advisory I say "Fuck" a lot. [image]
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Hey sweet white sugar... This big black cock needs sucking. OH MY GOD! THAT'S HUGE! [image]
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Oh miztreewoman I watch you on cam. So I ask, "May I fuck you?" [image]
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She-male to blind date, "If you think my tits are nice, you should see my balls." [image]
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2/8/2008 5:27 pm |
You are my sex toy. Batteries not included. "Off" button broken. A day's pay on the wild side.
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2/8/2008 5:22 pm |
May I be your slut? Will you tell me what to do? No others but you. A day's pay on the wild side.
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2/8/2008 5:20 pm |
On Valentine's Night I'll suck you like no other. Just the way you like. A day's pay on the wild side.
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2/8/2008 5:17 pm |
You went down so long your face soaked in my juices I lapped them all up. A day's pay on the wild side.
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2/8/2008 5:15 pm |
I LIKE TO SUCK COCK I LIKE TO SWALLOW NOT SPIT BE MY VALENTINE
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2/8/2008 5:12 pm |
I WANT TO CUM BAD FUCK MY PUSSY AND MY ASS I PROMISE YOU'LL LIKE
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My surprise for you! Okay, open your eyes now. Ha! You've been tea-bagged! [image]
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PRICELESS! Seeing you blitzed and passed out drunk with a Rolling pin up ass! [image]
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Congratulations! Graduated top of class for Masturbation
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Chelsea Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, "You swallowed my brother."
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I Farted in Church "Jesus Christ!" whispered my Dad "Why are they called pews?" [image]
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CAT FOUND - Blue collar but no tags, very friendly. Tasted Like Chicken
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A day at the zoo Dude, this is a 'Petting' zoo... Not a "Fucking' zoo. [image]
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Sometimes men make the strangest requests. "Honey will you shave your beaver?"
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Hey Mom... look at this! He's eating out of my hand... Why's he breathing hard? [image]
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