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Naughty Carol Contest
12/28/2008 9:46 am |
Twas the night after Christmas and all through the rooms, people were sleeping, clothes everywhere... except for those tidy whity fruit of the looms. The presents scattered all throgh the house, everyone that evening got fucked, even the mouse. Moans and groans filled the air like laughter, cause woman were getting slammed here ever after. Tongues and fingers and very hard cocks, slid into pussies and ass-holes alike... cause Santa was cumming and not on his bike. Songs and the food will make everyone happy, till someone yells, " Who's next? " I'll be the one who's ready, not pappy!! Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.
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12/28/2008 9:46 am |
Twas the night after Christmas and all through the rooms, people were sleeping, clothes everywhere... except for those tidy whity fruit of the looms. The presents scattered all throgh the house, everyone that evening got fucked, even the mouse. Moans and groans filled the air like laughter, cause woman were getting slammed here ever after. Tongues and fingers and very hard cocks, slid into pussies and ass-holes alike... cause Santa was cumming and not on his bike. Songs and the food will make everyone happy, till someone yells, " Who's next? " I'll be the one who's ready, not pappy!! Merry Christmas & happy New Year.
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1 post 12/28/2008 8:41 am |
this world full with bad human. take you Al-kitab for trought
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12/28/2008 8:35 am |
There were twosomes and foursomes, Threesomes and moresomes Licking and sucking Humping and fucking But do you recall, The most famous pecker of all.... Dudley the two-headed pecker Had two very lovely knobs And when the hotties touched him You should see how he throbs He really kept them cumming And no girl was denied Thrusting furiously Keeping them satisfied. Then one sad and fateful day Dudley failed to rise After so much love and play Nobody was surprised Dudley utilized his network Calling his studly friends A cock for every pussy He used Local Adult Companion to make amends
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12/28/2008 8:15 am |
Big shlong swelling up to ride In tight his balls are aching Hung long you'll be satisfied There's no orgasm faking Whooooooooooooooooooooore, Oh Santa is a cumming Bell end lighting up the way Now Rudolph is redundant He'll be shagging in the sleigh Oh his sack is abundant Whooooooooooooooooooooore, Oh Santa is a cumming Festive frolicking tonight He does not need viagra He just loves it wet and tight His squirt is like niagara Whooooooooooooooooooooore, Oh Santa is a cumming
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12/28/2008 8:06 am |
 happy new year to all and lot sex in life !!lol
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12/28/2008 6:01 am |
slitty lickers clitty lickers serving down on there knees,as they drink all the cunt juice thats flowing.giving oral to there mistress for hours upon end, in the hopes that theyll get too jack off.With blue balls, with blue balls, its great too be a submissive. With blue balls, with blue balls,happy to serve all day long.
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12/27/2008 11:14 pm |
Fuck and Suck on my puss it is nice and tight Do me doggy I'll back it up and fuck you ever night. I did you in the kitchen I did you in the hall I let you suck my pussy dry and then I sucked your balls
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12/27/2008 9:13 pm |
This is one that goes along with I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas.... I’m dreaming of her wet pussy Just like the one near my nose Look at it glisten I hope she doesn’t start pissin’ Oh I love how her juices start to flow I’m dreaming of her wet pussy And how my tongue slips inside Her pussy’s so wet and tight I can’t wait to blow my load in delight I’m dreaming of her wet pussy And how my tongue slips inside Her pussy’s so wet and tight I can’t wait to blow my load in delight Hope you all like.
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12/27/2008 4:52 pm |
SWINGERS 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (SHORT VERSION) ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY BABY GAVE TO ME...... 12 HEADBOARDS KNOCKIN' 11 COUPLES SWAPPIN' 10 CONDOMS BUSTED 9 DICKS FULL THRUSTED 8 GUYS TAG TEAMIN 7 ANAL REAMIN 6 DEEPTHROAT BLOW JOBS 5 BUBBLE BUTTS 4 CLITS TO TONGUE 3 DP'S DONE 2 HOME VIDEOS AND A HOT LOAD OF CUM DOWN MY THROAT
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Oh the weather outside is frightful. Hot sex sounds so delightful. And when there is no one else you know, TEXT UH HOE!, TEXT UH HOE!, TEXT UH HOE!.
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12/27/2008 3:05 pm |
Away in a Manger Away in a manger, no crib for a bed, the little slut lia laid down her sweet head, The man in the tight mask looked down where she lay, the little slut lia asleep on the hay. The door squeaks open, the slut lia awakes, but little slut lia no crying she makes. ”Good Evening, My Master”; look down at the floor, ”and how may I serve u til morning is nigh?” ”On your feet, little slut Lia,” the master entones, ”I want your ass right now, right now, I say.” the other sluts watching from their stalls are green, for they get to watch while slut lia gives head.
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12/27/2008 11:42 am |
Randolph the bow leg-ged cowboy, (cowboy) had a very large love gun. And when the ladies saw it, they would want to have some fun! All of the other cowboys, use to laugh and call him names. (like pinoccio) They never let poor Randolph, join in any cowboy games. (like strip poker) Then one foggy Saturday night the Maddam came to say, "Randolf with your dick so large, wont y'all pleasure my girls tonight" Then all the cowboys loved him, as they shouted out with glee. (yeee-haw) Randolf the bow leg-ged cowboy, you'll - go - down - in - his - stor - y. (like jo-ohn ho-o-olms)
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This is really good..Good luck to you Jig
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12/27/2008 10:06 am |
Good Christian men rejoice With lubricants of choice! Give ye heed to what we say Beware! Beware! The Great Ass-Fucker is born today! Ox and Ass before Him bow And He is in there plowing now The Great Ass-fucker is born today! The Great Ass-fucker is born today! Good Christian women, rejoice With your wet pussy-lips spread wide Now ye hear of endless bliss Enjoy! Enjoy! The Great Pussy-fucker was born for this He hath ope'd the heav'nly door And man is blessed with sex for evermore The Great Pussy-fucker was born for this The Great Pussy-fucker was born for this
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12/27/2008 8:48 am |
Sung to the tune Feliz Navidad (on the radio) Felicia was naughty Felicia was naughty Felicia was naughty with Santa Clause behind the tree And she wants to wish you a Merry Christmas She wants to wish you a Merry Christmas She wants to wish you a Merry Christmas with a blow job from her heart WilmaSexyStone
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12/27/2008 8:16 am |
Oh cum all Ye faithful. Into my Pussy. Oh cum Ye oh cum ye together. Cum and adore me for I am a whore. Oh cum on my face, Oh cum on my ass Oh cum ye oh come ye all at onece. Ten men or more to cum on me. Oh cum and get me wetter Oh come and make me sqiurt. Oh come ye oh come ye for one last time. Oh Come all the hard cocks to fuck me harder. Oh cum and fuck me Oh cum and fuck me Oh cum and fuck me Until I squirt. Oh now that I am all wet Oh now that I am all wet Oh now that I am all wet. Cum In my ass. Nice and hard fuck it really hard. Oh cum up my ass Oh cum up my ass Oh cum up my ass. Bigger the better. Oh now that you have finished Oh now that you have finished Oh now that you have finished. Get me 10 more men.
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12/27/2008 8:05 am |
 "Say, those were really great, (mostly anyway)! "I'm not poet,and i sure don't showit"! maybe later will try.gary!
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1 post 12/27/2008 7:15 am |
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, the whole damn family was drunk as a louse! Grandpa and Grandma were singing a song. and the kid was in bed flogging his dong. Ma home from the cathouse, and I out of jail, had just settled down for a good piece of tail. When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter, I jumped off of Ma to see what's the matter. Away to the window I made a mad dash, threw open the window and fell on my ass, and what to my bloodshot eyes should appear, but a rusty old sleigh and 12 reindeer. With a little old driver holding his prick, Iknew in a moment it was that bastard old St. Nick! slower than snails his chargers they came, he bitched and he swore as he called them by name. Now Dancer, now Prancer, up over the walls, Quick now damn it or I'll cut off your balls! Then up on the he stumbled and fell, and came down the chimney like a bat out of hell. He staggered and stumbled and went to the door, he tripped on his cock and fell to the floor. I heard him exslaim as he drove out of sight- Piss on you all, It's a hell of a night.
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12/27/2008 5:20 am |
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12/27/2008 5:17 am |
(Let it snow and a reply Bigbite. Hope thats OK ) I'm sure Bigbites arse is delightful so round and soft and biteful Since I now know a place I can go Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Bigbite will you bend right over Then Willie will think he's in clover Since he now sees his place where to go Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. If ever he should get his way How good he just knows it would feel I could hold you real tight and we'd sway As over your bot I would kneel. I know I am only dreaming You sweet arse just to be reaming So Bigbite to you I just say Give it a go. Give it a go. Give it a go.
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12/27/2008 4:28 am |
Carol The Rosey Cheeked Santa Carol our rosey cheeked santa, Has a very lovely twat. And if you ever saw it, You become so very hot. All of the other santas, Don't even have a clue. But Carol my rosey cheek santa, I wish to be naughty with you. Then one lonely christmas eve, Carol came to say. Tony with your pants so tight, You can guide my twat tonight. All of the other santas, Shouted cum and let us see. As Carol my rosey cheek santa, Rode upon my Christmas tree.
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12/27/2008 3:22 am |
Jingle Bells or how a Lesbian broke my heart (verse) I loved my rubber doll I knew she loved me too she loved to fuck and lol sometimes we'd bill and coo she never said too much tho' the way that she applied I sometimes thought she might be butch but ladies I denied (chorus) My doll was mine, only mine to fuck as I saw fit So this yule tide I made the choice a lady to permit Xmas time, I gave in tits and puss at last that lessie bitch seduced my doll my love is Xmas passed.
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12/27/2008 12:50 am |
My inspiration came from a Christmas Novelty Classic...Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Grandpa popped a viagra by the reindeer, drinking in our living room Christmas Eve. Now you can say there's no sex after sixty, but as for me and Grandma...we believe. He'd been drinking too much eggnog, spiced with some Captain Morgan from his stash. Then he went and popped that damn blue medication, and had Grandma's fancy Christmas pants off in a flash. All we heard throughout the morning, at least four hours, back-to-back. Was Grandma moaning "Yes, Yes, Yes, my naughty Santa" and the sound of Grandpa screaming..."Damn I threw my back!" Grandpa popped a viagra by the reindeer, drinking in our living room Christmas Eve. Now you can say there's no sex after sixty, but as for me and Grandma...we believe. Hope you had a good chuckle, my fellow naughty friends!
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1 post 12/26/2008 10:53 pm |
To a familiar tune, not a holiday carol though. Wad blast a hairy frau, Gland that I glove. Stand astride her, and ride her, Thru the night from below and above. Tween her mountains, in her valley Cum my oceans, white with foam Wad Blast a hairy frau, my bone sweet bone.
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