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Naughty Carol Contest
12/25/2008 5:07 pm |
One christmas eve my wife was waiting for santa to come down the chimny. well finally after waiting santa comes down the chimny ."ho ho ho my wife says wow santa its you" santa leaves his presents for us and says well gotta go now see ya next year! wife says "no santa you can’t go" he says"ho ho ho gotta go gotta go gotta give all my presents to the little boyz and girls and shes says"ill take off my bra if you stay, he says"ho ho ho gotta go gotta go gotta give all my presents to the little boyz and girlz" so she says "ill take off my panties if you stay and he says"ho ho ho gotta go gotta go gotta give all my presents to the little boyz and girls " so she finally says "ill let you fuck me if you stay" and he says "ho ho ho gotta stay gotta stay cant go up the chimny with my dick this way!!!!
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12/25/2008 5:00 pm |
said my wife come get you some some, get you some some. suck on my tits, play with my clit, have fun fun fun, fun fun fun. kiss my lips, pull out your dick and stick it in my bum bum bum. bang me like a drum and f*ck me til I cum cum cum, cum cum cum.
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12/25/2008 4:33 pm |
santas wife loves to stroke his balls after sex one night santa ask her why do you always do that she said because i miss mine
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12/25/2008 4:29 pm |
all i want for christmas is santas cock .all i want for christmas is santas cock. all i want for christmas is santas cock deep deep in my ass so o please santa come and fuck my ass on this christmas eve night fill me with all your hot cum
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12/25/2008 4:24 pm |
it was christmas eve every one was in bed when got up for a drink of water when i came in to the liveing room o my god i saw Santa bent over by the tree i ran over and put my cock deep in his fat ass so sorry to say but santa will not be cuming to your house to night he has my cock still in his ass
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12/25/2008 4:14 pm |
up on the roof top clicl click click down thru the chimney went good o st. nick cracked his nuts on a two-by-4 thats why santa dont cum no more
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12/25/2008 3:32 pm |
Good Queen Bess was not amused by buxom maid's exterior a foot she raised and aimed a kick at lowly serf's posterior Cat fight ensued, a vicious scene Twixt monarch and low whore Soon pussy juice was all around the court cried out for more. ( musicians will now change key. One semi tone higher) (serfs do your best) King Wenceslas approached the fight His eyes agog and glowing He grabbed Queen Bess and licked her clit while maid his cock was blowing. A shocking scene we all agree Today things aint so low Queen Lillibet loves corgies true and Charlie boy his polo.
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12/25/2008 1:48 pm |
Good King Wencleslas that night rubbed his balls and member Buxom maid do come right here and kiss my royal ember Not for nought said sweet young maid some reward I must hanker She hiked her dress and dropped her pants and mooned the Royal wanker
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12/25/2008 11:51 am |
(noel) the uh pillllll, the uh pilll. how i gave her a fill. right between her nice thighs where her vagina lies. i squirted in, i squirted innn, with no condom just skin. yess i kno its a sin, but id do it again.
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Post 1712450 ...When your teeth bite When the whip stings I'm best when I'm bad I simply remember these hot fucking things Then I don't feel so bad!!!!!!! Local Adult Companion Member-DEESINGS
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12/25/2008 4:29 am |
I saw three tits upon her chest, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day, I saw three tits upon her chest on Christmas Day in the morning. So I proceeded to suck all three on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day So I proceeded to suck all three on Christmas Day in the morning.
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Here cums Santa cock Here comes Santas cock Going down the back lane He's going down to the bath house Looking for whips and chains Balls are ringin and shaft is stingin And thought all was meery and bright Head on home and say your prayers Causes Santa got the herp tonight
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Steven the forskinned penis (penis) Had some skin around his cock (his knob) When all tha ladies saw it (saw it) He all hoped that they would gawk. Then one went down on her knees (her khees) and tried to make it rise (it rise) Steven the forskinned penis (penis) Tried to have a suprise Then one lonely Christmas eve with no whores around Santa came to town Steven with your skin that tight Why you not get laid tonight Then Steven got all happy Santa complemented his thing Then he started to wonder I hope Santa doenst want a fling.
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1 post 12/25/2008 1:16 am |
Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas To all a Good Cheer With Sex Date Search We Ring in a New Year If You have been Nice We might Think Twice But if You've been Naughty Our Reward is Something Quite Nice!!!
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1 post 12/24/2008 9:31 pm |
Christmas is also wirtten as X mas, Why? obviousely you know the meaning of X, XX and XXX What SANTA CLAUSE means for hungry pussy and erected dicks S ex A nd N o T alk A tall C ondom L ess A nd U nlimited S ex E ever
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12/24/2008 5:52 pm |
T’was the night before Christmas when all through the garages Not a motorcycle was rumbling, Except for Santa Clauses, The leather was hung in the closet with care In hopes for nice weather, soon would be there, Our bikes were all nestled snug in their covers With visions of blacktop and burning up rubber, With momma in her bandana and I in my skull cap We had just settled down for a long winters nap, When out on the lawn, arose such a rumble I sprang from the bed as I started to grumble, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear Was a pack of motorcycles, with riders and gear, With one old driver so lively and quick I knew in a moment it must be biker St. Nick, He was dressed all in Leather, from his head to his foot And his clothes were all tarnished with bugs and road soot, A bundle of chrome he had flung on his back Down the chimney he came, carrying a big red sack, He spoke not a word but went straight to his work As he filled all the riding boots, then turned with a jerk, And laying a finger aside of his nose And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose, He sprang to his motorcycle, to his team gave a sign As they all cracked there throttles and got into a line, Now Honda, Now Harley, Now Triumph and Indian On Kawi, On Suzuki, On Yamaha and Victory, But I heard him exclaim as he roared out of sight Keep the rubber side down and have a good ride. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
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12/24/2008 5:14 pm |
MERRY HAD A LITTLE PUSSY , LITTLE PUSSY , LITTLE PUSSY.... FUCKED HER PUSSY LIKE A HELL , LIKE HELL , LIKE A HELL.... MERRY PUSSY WAS TRUNED INTO RED HOT FIRE HELL .... FUCKING MERRY !!!! TOOK NEXT ONE YEAR TO GET READY AND FUCKED UP AGIAN!!!!
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JINGLE BALLS, JINGLE BALLS, IS THAT SNOW ON MY DICK? NO ITS NOT, ITS REALLY CUM SO COME AND LICK IT QUICK! ...\8 prettywoman38DD
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12/24/2008 12:50 pm |
SANTA CLAUS IS GOING DOWN ON MY PUSSY TO NIGHT AND WITH HIS TOUNG HE LICKS AND LICKS ME TILL I CUM TILL I CUM WITH DELIGHT AND I SAY LICK ME SANTA LICK ME ALL NIGHT SANTA CLAUS IS PUTING HIS BIG HARD COCK IN SIDE MY PUSSY TO NIGHT AND HE WILL MAKE ME CUM WITH DELIGHT AND I WILL SAY FUCK ME SANTA FUCK ME ALL NIGHT SANTA CLAUS IS CUMING TO NIGHT TO NIGHT AND WE WILL FUCK AND CUM ALL NIGHT TILL THE MORNING LIGHT SANTA CLAUS IS CUMING TO NIGHT HE WILL BE IN MY BED ALL NIGHT MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT HO HO HO CUM CUM CUM
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12/24/2008 10:49 am |
Wow. That is some impressive research. Always good to know and a good reminder to be suspicious of everything!
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12/24/2008 10:29 am |
(tune of Grandma got run over by a reindeer) Grandma had a run in with a young stud that she met on Local Adult Companion on Christmas Eve you can say there's no such thing as hook-ups but as for horny fellas we believe. She'd been showing booty on her webcam on Local Adult Companion she was putting on a show though it required lubrication that pussy made the stud's cock really grow. Grandma got the hook-up with the young stud that she met on Local Adult Companion Christmas Eve life is really better for gold members Grandma and the young stud do believe.
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12/24/2008 8:34 am |
a bunch of like minded people de-facing Christmas songs...I love it heres our input. Oh Christmas tree O lick my clit, O lick my clit! How our sex is so vibrant! O taste my cum, O taste my cum, How the taste is so sweeeeeet! Not just at night but during the day,In the bed or on the couch. O finger me, O finger me, How your fingers hit the right spot! O there he is, O there he is,Much pleasure he'll bring us! O suck his cock, O suck his cock, Much pleasure he'll bring us! For we love to share, having a threesome is where we want to be. O sixty-nine, O sixty-nine, i can feel his cock in me! O fuck my ass, O fuck my ass, this is what your screaming! O squirting, O squirting, how i drench you because i'm squirting! Each time he thursts, and you tounge and toys are right. O threesome, O threesome, how we enjoy our threeesomes!
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1 post 12/24/2008 4:29 am |
i was alone in my house a mile away from afucked n rocked city at christmass night,just staring at tv desperately with no sweetie beside;suddenly i heared someone knocking my door,i opened it up,she was naughty,sexy we ran wildly to the bed room......
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12/24/2008 3:13 am |
Joy To My World.....NOT! joy to my world! my date is here, we fucked, and had, a beer, we had another round, i pounded in her rear, we fucked for a day or two, we fucked for a day or two, we fucked, and fucked, for a day or two, it took her 2 months, but she gave me the news, oh fuck, what am i, gonna do, we're not having one, but shit we're having two, remember to use the glove, remember to use the glove, remember, remember, to use the glove.
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12/24/2008 3:11 am |
Joy To The Men joy to the men! the ladies are here, kick back, and grab, a beer, theres more to share, so have no fear, let all have two or three, let all have two or three, let all, and all, have two or three, in no time at all! you hear the ladies scream, their bodies, all covered, in cream, so many sandwitches, and others double team, goodnight and come again, goodnight and come again, goodnight, goodnight, and come again.
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