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Time to Caption These Silly Snapshots!
8/19/2007 5:41 pm |
Captions for photo #1: a) "But I'm already blowing as hard as I can!" b) "Just another 1/2 inch and I'll be up there far enough to roll them around straight, from behind..." c) "Hey, what's making your asshole bulge out like that from the inside?" Caption for photo #2: "C'mon you guys, you just gotta help me rub these tan lines off!" Captions for photo #3: a) "Oh, don't worry about him, he's always had a short fuse." b) "Ok, now you open up and let him in, and maybe I'll be able to see what's stuck up there..." c) "That's NOT what I meant when I said you couldn't hold a candle to his dick!"
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#1 It's so deep it is pulling my eye cross eye muscles
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1 post 8/19/2007 5:38 pm |
Caption for photo 1 "Damn, I can't get any air through this new snorkling device!" Caption for photo 2 "Hey girls, check out my new hands across america bathing suit!" Caption for photo 3 "stand back, this cannon is about to blow!"
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8/19/2007 5:28 pm |
Photo #1 = "I canna push er' any faster captain, she's gonna blow." Photo #2 = For clitoral stimulation, please activate hand 6, for breast... Photo #3 = Doctor, I found this growing out of my penis....
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8/19/2007 5:19 pm |
Photo#1 = Can't breathe..stop taking pics, administer CPR! Photo#2 = I get by with a little help from my friends... Photo#3 = Please, oh please birthday fairies make it grow!
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8/19/2007 5:17 pm |
Photo #1: "Why did i want 9" ?" Photo #2: "What am i going to say when my husband asks about the tanlines??" Photo #3: "Make a wish!"
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Photo #1 "Well, gag me with a...well, you know!" Photo #2 "Guess who?" Photo #3 "Make a wish."
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1 post 8/19/2007 5:13 pm |
4#1- "wait,wait,wait you screwed-up again, pull it out and start over one more time silly!" 4#2- multiplicity on the farside -or- Thing from adams family finally gets some. 4#3- "this is fun and all, but if she's late from work again how will i explain these blisters ?"
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8/19/2007 4:58 pm |
Photo for caption 1: "OMG Becky.. I like big balls and I cannot lie You other sisters can't deny..." Photo for caption 2: "Wow, now that's what I call hands on!" Photo for caption 3: "Blow Me!"
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pic 3@ if u see it my birthday u gona give me a blow pic 1@ well ok it ur birthday i will suck it to help it grow pic 2@ wat he lackin in in size he make up with the hands mmm
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1 post 8/19/2007 4:51 pm |
Photo #1: The birth defect every man wishes he'd been born with. Photo #2: Hiding the tan lines tomorrow will be even trickier. Photo #3: And for my next trick, pulling the cake out of my cock.
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photo#3 : "15 minutes to call 911"
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photo#1 : " News Flash - Survivor of Titanic..dies of choking"
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Photo #2 : "Become a member to watch UNcensored"
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pic 1# well if i keep suckin he never go off fuckin about
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8/19/2007 4:37 pm |
Caption for photo #3: Bob loved how his new girlfriend celebrated his birthday and holidays ...but the 4th of July was comming up next.
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8/19/2007 4:35 pm |
Photo #1: From the male, "Does my ass look fat in this?" Photo #2: "Hey wait a sec, who brought the married guy?" Photo #3: "I swear I am going to kick this habit as soon as they come out with a Wax-patch!"
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8/19/2007 4:33 pm |
#1 just a little longer honey I'm almost there! #2 you sure inquisitive boy scouts? #3 well, this Blonde gal from work said she was going to through me a surprise party, can you imagine my suppries when they took the blind fold off?Comedy Store by blueyestamina
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8/19/2007 4:18 pm |
Caption for photo #1: ...and he fucked her till she couldn't see straight.
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8/19/2007 4:09 pm |
caption for photo #1: Ahh but can your girlfriend do this?
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8/19/2007 4:08 pm |
Caption for photo #3... Just please don't light the M-80 in my ass!
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8/19/2007 4:06 pm |
Caption for photo #2... 6 hand are better than one
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8/19/2007 4:06 pm |
Caption for Photo #1... uuuurrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
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Photo #3 : I guess ill have my cake and beat it too!
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1 post 8/19/2007 3:54 pm |
photo#1 oooh it does get in!
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