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Daddy  

Rosebud322 50F
190 posts
5/1/2008 7:36 pm

Last Read:
5/3/2012 5:55 pm

Daddy


Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.'


Mommy fainted!

Moral:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!



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rm_sat222 55M

5/7/2008 3:07 pm

Seems the cheater is always "sure" the other is in the wrong. Guess she should have made sure her laundry wasn't on the line either


Rosebud322 replies on 5/7/2008 5:37 pm:
Cheaters always end up getting caught one way or another. But this was just too funny. What is they say, those who live in a glass houses shouldn't throw stones. You never know when it will come back at you.

woody7215 69M

5/1/2008 10:35 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Very good one.


Rosebud322 replies on 5/2/2008 6:16 am:
You just have to love Little Johnny!

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