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Blogs > Rosebud322 > Who Knows?

Jokes Daily  

Rosebud322 50F
190 posts
3/20/2007 9:49 am

Last Read:
5/11/2009 7:19 pm
Jokes Daily

1. LOOKING AROUND

A department store clerk was alarmed to see a blind man walk into the
store, pick up his seeing-eye dog, and swing it around in circles over
his head by it's tail. The clerk rushes over and asks, "Sir! Is
there something I can help you with?!"

The blind man says "No, thanks. I'm just looking around."

2. DUMB JOE

Two men walk into a bar to have a drink. The first man turned to the
second and said, "That guy there? That's Dumb Joe. He's been around
here for 20 years or so.

"Why do they call him Dumb Joe?" the second man asked.

"Well, watch this," replied the first. He walked over to Joe and
asked him, "Joe, here is a nice shiny quarter and a nice dollar bill.
Which one do you want?"

Dumb Joe took the quarter, and as always, everyone in the bar laughed.
The man walked back to his table an said to his friend, "He does that
a dozen times a day."

Later, the second man walked up to Dumb Joe and asked him, "Why do you
do that and have people laugh at you?"

"Well," says Joe, "if I took the dollar, the game would have been over
years ago."

3. MR. JONES

An old man, Mr. Jones, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home. One day, he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse
Tracey asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracey," said Mr. Jones, "My 'little friend' died today,
and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh I'm so sorry, Mr. Jones. Please accept my condolences. "

The following day, Mr. Jones was walking down the hall with his
'little friend' hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracey.

"Mr. Jones," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like
this, please put your 'friend' back inside your pajamas."

"But Nurse Tracey," replied Mr. Jones, "I told you yesterday that it
died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your
pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracey.

"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."


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