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Math Equation  

Rosebud322 50F
190 posts
5/13/2007 9:07 am

Last Read:
6/6/2008 5:32 pm

Math Equation



This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!




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woody7215 70M

5/30/2008 2:14 pm

This is so true thats why I give 98% each day at work. HAHAHAHAHA


Rosebud322 replies on 6/6/2008 5:32 pm:
You are to cute!

chubbywan 52M
5 posts
7/23/2007 1:08 pm

this is SO great, I love it


Rosebud322 replies on 5/28/2008 10:46 pm:
Glad you liked it.

wanting2spoon 63M
27 posts
6/22/2007 1:45 pm

Oh my gosh I'm confused by all those numbers


Rosebud322 replies on 6/22/2007 7:33 pm:
yeah a lot of confusing numbers.

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