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Cucumbers...Simply Irresistible  

tresennui 69F  
2841 posts
4/17/2016 5:25 pm

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8/20/2016 8:46 am

Cucumbers...Simply Irresistible

So often I buy cucumbers and think...hmmm...that sure looks tempting. Well, today I just couldn't resist. Anyone else have that urge?


Tresennui
Succumbing to Curiosity...read me at tresennui


muddycoffee99 66M
47 posts
7/21/2016 12:21 pm

I have stuffed my wife's pussy with vegetables for years......want thick, long, skinny.....take your pick. The squash is what really caught my eye.......I have fisted wife and other women over the years.....not sure why I love to stretch a pussy to its limits.......maybe those squirting orgasms......licking her clit and stretched lips while filling her full has been a favorite of mine. More than one cuke has found its way up my ass as well.


tresennui replies on 7/23/2016 6:29 am:
Sounds like you and your wife have a healthy household...includes plenty of vegetables.

dogb18 59M
27 posts
4/29/2016 6:54 pm

Great, now when I go to the grocery store...I'm just gonna be thinking about where you put that cucumber...

not that that's a bad thing...


1942_bob 81M
380 posts
4/29/2016 4:17 pm

Nothing like watching a girl on Cam work one of those English cucumbers into her pussy slowly. HOT


Clemster119 67M  
2645 posts
4/22/2016 2:11 pm

I have the urge to ask you how everything worked out wit the cucumber.

Now there are only two things in life, but I forget what they are.


ProfPlayful 53M
3861 posts
4/18/2016 8:23 pm

I appreciate your high standards in salad dressings. It looks scrumptious.

Perhaps someday I can share with you my recipe for Overnight Salad.

My featured post this week: Pulling Fantasy Sex Out of My Ass.


melrosecpl 65M/63F
523 posts
4/18/2016 10:51 am

My parents always told me not to play with my food , funny how they dont tell you everything. We have used a cucumber a few times and it gets to be fun as a couple picking out the right one .
Ingredients
2 medium cucumbers thinly sliced
1/3 cup of cider or white vinegar
1/3 cup water
2 tablespoons sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon pepper
Chpped fresh dill or parsley ,if desired

Place cucumbers in small glass bowl or plastic bowl
In tightly covered container , shake remaining ingredients except dill weed . Pour over cucumbers. Cover and refrigerate at least 3 hours
Drain cucumbers . Sprinkle with dill weed . Store covered in fridge
Perfect for dinner salad or bbq


Eatyoutoheaven 69M

4/18/2016 6:44 am

That is a very lucky cucumber! I wonder if it realized that.


oral2plsu2 64M
5820 posts
4/18/2016 5:33 am

my next playtime I will be using one of those on her...


fun_2000 62M
818 posts
4/18/2016 4:59 am

Every time I see cucumber in a salad I wonder if it the first or second time it is on the menu.


love2pleasu13 56M
6472 posts
4/17/2016 7:17 pm

wild as hell


Travel_Couple69 58M
1604 posts
4/17/2016 6:42 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    If you had not used a condom what would have happened?
...risk catching a bad case of pickles....


beeman699 55M
446 posts
4/17/2016 6:40 pm

Wow nice


AmorphousAmor 64M
3574 posts
4/17/2016 6:38 pm

Men continue to be marginalized by vegetables


sphxdiver 74M
21063 posts
4/17/2016 6:22 pm

I know of someone who used to buy the English Cucumbers, cause their size and shape.


benard69 66M/66F  

4/17/2016 6:07 pm

Thank God it's not a watermelon..Hard to find condoms for them...


tresennui replies on 4/18/2016 4:09 pm:

pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
4/17/2016 5:49 pm

I just hate when you go to the produce isle and the cucumbers are limp!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
4/17/2016 5:38 pm

If you had not used a condom what would have happened?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


tresennui replies on 4/18/2016 4:06 pm:
Well, it wasn't a seedless cuke ..... and also the tip was soft and I was concerned it would break apart in me.

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