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buddha isn't an ashtray  

rm_velvttouch 54F
2731 posts
12/25/2007 12:34 pm

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8/2/2020 2:46 pm
buddha isn't an ashtray

A student is smoking a cigarette and puts out the but on a statue of Buddha.

His teacher says to the student "You shouldn't put out your cigarette on buddha"

The student: "Why it is just a statue"

The teacher: "What if i urinate on your leg"

The student: "Hey, my leg isn't a toilette"

The teacher: "and the buddha is not an ashtray"

tannedfriend 81M
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12/25/2007 10:56 pm

 I wouldn't put a cigarette out on you (don't smoke)

I wouldn't urinate on your leg

I would however enjoy banter as we enjoyed each other


bogart9992 52M
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12/27/2007 11:39 am

 Sage advice.


lv2blvngwomen 58M
3805 posts
12/30/2007 11:02 pm

 interesting HOW some people need to be explained the blatantly obvious!
Hugs and well placed kisses - Chris


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