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Blogs > rm_velvttouch > Me, Myself and I...

You are pushing too hard  

rm_velvttouch 54F
2731 posts
2/5/2008 12:07 pm

Last Read:
6/12/2011 9:36 am
You are pushing too hard

I am in a closet with a contractor trying to measure up a house to estimate the repairs.

He has the smart end of the tape measure (that is the part where you can actually read the measurement and disperse the tape from).

So i have the other end and i am putting it against the wall and he is dispensing way too much tape so it sagging in the middle and we can't get an accurate measurement.

So my disembodied voice comes out of the closet saying "you are pushing too hard"

A room full of technicians burst out laughing.

Wonder what they thought we were doing in there...lol

VCF1962 112F

2/5/2008 12:41 pm

 You should have made heavy breathing noises too ! You may have gotten more than you bargained for !
Mistress Innuendo
Taking what you say and turning it into something naughty !!


CuddleMeLonger 38M

3/30/2009 9:25 pm

 LOL.... This is pretty funny.


dingding1112 49M
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4/3/2009 10:53 am

 What can I say? Situation comedy at its best. Gotta take your laughs where you can get them.


lv2blvngwomen 58M
3805 posts
1/9/2010 1:02 am

 So I guess he didn't 'measure up' then.
Hugs and well placed kisses - Chris


IMPORTANT54 69M  
136 posts
6/12/2011 8:04 am

 You could have said your ging me to much ! Pull it back! LOL


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