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Blogs > rm_velvttouch > Me, Myself and I...

wardrobe malfunction  

rm_velvttouch 55F
2731 posts
12/21/2011 9:47 am

Last Read:
12/24/2011 3:29 pm
wardrobe malfunction

i have had two in 24 hours and not really in the way you are thinking..lol

1. walking out of my parents house and my right foot steps on my left pant leg. i stumble but don't go down...lol

2. i am having sex and can't get out of my bra. lol I am on my back and i curl up to give my hands room but for the life of me i can't figure out my bra. so i laugh and tell him to figure out my bra. he laughs because it isn't the normal hook and eye but more like a bathing suit closure and he couldn't figure it out right away either. funny thing i take it on and off no problem when i am alone...

SlowBurnForYou 61M

12/21/2011 11:27 am

 Time for a contest, Velvet. Who can get the bra off of her the smoothest? And no, your solo work does not count.


469tall 76M
16824 posts
12/23/2011 12:41 am

 I am sure everything came out ok.


The perversity of the universe is unbounded.


sman2k.01 51M
3151 posts
12/23/2011 11:58 am

 I had sex with a girl and tried the slick one handed move on her bra strap and spent the next 5 minutes completely baffled as to why the thing wouldn't come off, it was terrible. turned out I had unlatched it successfully but it was sort of lacy and frilly and had these little tiny loops of thread and the bra hooked onto one of those and got stuck fast. We still got down, but it was a little mood breaker there...lol


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