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Blogs > rm_velvttouch > Me, Myself and I...

banana hanger  

rm_velvttouch 55F
2731 posts
12/30/2011 5:01 am

Last Read:
1/25/2012 5:58 pm
banana hanger

No not men's underwear...lol

my bananas are sitting on my counter and the bottom where they touch the counter is getting brown and i don't like my bananas anything but yellow.

so

i text my mother i need a banana hanger

she texts back 4 what

i text to hang my bananas on

she texts r u asking me to find you one...

now i would think that would have been self evident...lol

i should have said something dirty... my mother is used to it from me...

sman2k.01 51M
3151 posts
12/30/2011 3:12 pm

 If I was in your neck of the woods do you mean you'd want me to paint mine yellow?


L00kin4FunNcum 62M
78 posts
1/1/2012 5:46 am

 Well not technically underwear which would be more like a banana sack, a banana hanger would be more along the lines of a jock strap. Just saying.

Then of course there's the question of a banana turning brown, but we just won't go there.


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