1448 posts 2/2/2017 7:24 am
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Sex in strange places
When I was 17, I was seeing an English divorced woman twice my age. We lived together ( in Myconos, of course! ) while she would spend all summer in Greece, apart from when her aged 13 and 3, visited. At winter time she would move back to England, and only fly over for short breaks. At some point we decided that it would be nice if I visited her for once. She had access to one of her friends empty flat, so I could stay there for a week or two, as she was living with her , but our 'story' was a secret from them. I was living away from home at the time, in an Athens hotel. When I left to go and visit her, I had no alternative but take all my stuff with me. You know, all your life in a case kind of thing. Along with all my possessions were her saucy letters as well. In one of them she had mentioned that if I ever got to England she would help me find a job, if I wanted to stay. I had no intention to do that, I was just visiting to see her, planning to return after a couple of weeks. I had already traveled to England a couple of years earlier, to join a merchant navy ship. That time I had a company letter with me, saying I was there to go and join that boat. I was waived through immigration and send on my way, without any problems.
After paying for my ticket, I had very little pocket money for my visit. There I was, a young boy in Heathrow airport with my 100£ pocket money, and no company letter for the immigration this time. Immigration in England thought they smelled a rat, they thought I was trying to escape national service. They started shifting through my stuff, and found her letters! I remember watching them all gather around, I could tell they were enjoying what they were reading. At some point they noticed her comment about helping me find work. That made their minds up and they decided to refuse me entry. I was stuck in a near by detention center, Harmondsworth, a place with paper blankets and sheets in the rooms, and their plan was to put me back on the next flight home. I was allowed friends visits, so she came along with a few newspapers and mags and what have you. We were shown in the visiting room, an L shaped room with tinted glass on the door, no lock, no cameras, and a guard walking about, outside. We sat in the corner away from the door. I had not seen her for a few weeks, and naturally our hands were all over each other. Soon she was sucking my cock, and a bit later she straddled me on the chair, and we did it there and then, with the guard outside! Talk about safe sex! In the end, I was allowed to stay indefinitely the next day, as she knew some people very high up in government. I have done it on a boat engine room in New Orleans, a club toilet in Sri Lanca, top of a flat roof building in Athens, the kitchen in one of my army camps in Cyprus ( I was just the chef but at night time I was the commander as I could bring in visitors ), high rise office by the window in Athens, a trains toilet en route to Athens, someones balcony at a party in Athens, the old Arsenal football ground in Highbury, London, while I had a job in there, on a sofa with my girlfriend's parents upstairs in Volos, Greece, a building site in Ireland when my ex visited, on a motor bike in Myconos, but the guarded detention center in Harmondsworth, London, is still the strangest place I ever had sex.
Larfs bellow
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?
Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Colour of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:
Colour of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t
remember.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know
exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?
Husband:
She went in my truck.
Sergeant:
What kind of truck was it?
Husband:
A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special
ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air
conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which
has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and
"Bubba" floor mats. Trail-ring package with gold hitch and special
wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver,
23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power
outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has
custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up...
Sergeant:
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.
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Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress,
a man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he gets weak in the knees,
And he begins to think totally irrationally.
Ever stop to wonder why?
Well
It's because she smells like a new car
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What Women Want in a Man?
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
Revised List (age 42):
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady ” splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
Revised List (age 52):
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
Revised List (age 62):
1. Doesn't scare small
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why hes laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that its the weekend
Revised List (age 72):
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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4077 posts 2/2/2017 7:25 am |
What is the strangest place you ever done it? Gimmie the story !
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37235 posts 2/2/2017 7:48 am |
Lifeguard chair at full moon on a very busy beach
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4077 posts 2/2/2017 9:19 am |
Quoting pocogato12:
Lifeguard chair at full moon on a very busy beach
Lifeguard chair? I bet the views were great, as they are usualy up on some sort of mini tower. But not as good as the views of those on the beach at the time ?
Thanx for visiting.
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Very intriguing story, thanks for sharing it with us..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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4077 posts 2/2/2017 9:24 am |
Hi maybejust and thanx for visiting my blog. I am glad you liked it. It is a great memory too. I don't know why Memphis is a strange place, but I get the gist, as we have strange places here as well.
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4077 posts 2/2/2017 9:49 am |
Quoting Tmptrzz:
Very intriguing story, thanks for sharing it with us..
Hey tmttrzz, glad you find it intriguing and you are most welcome. I been practicing safe sex ever since, but without the guards ! Thanx for the visit and comment.
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4077 posts 2/2/2017 9:55 am |
Quoting Tmptrzz:
Very intriguing story, thanks for sharing it with us..
I forgot to ask you tmptrzz, what about your strangest place ?
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You asked for my strangest place that would of had to be on the hood of my boy friends car as my mom was driving down our long driveway 
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..
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4077 posts 2/3/2017 2:57 pm |
Quoting Tmptrzz:
You asked for my strangest place that would of had to be on the hood of my boy friends car as my mom was driving down our long driveway
Wow! I can not imagine who could blush more seeing the other ! Obviously, between you and your mom, as us boys don't do much blushing. We just cause it lol !
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