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How did you pick your username?

When I first joined this place, ten years ago, I also had various memberships on other dating sites. ( those were my intensive dating days, what fun that was, and so much education! ). It was the usual drill, a few messages via the site, then a private mail addy exchange, few more messages, and finally on messenger, on camera, not naked

(yet lol). That was what was happening, before deciding to go out for a date, or not. One time I was chatting to this woman, local to me, and her addy may have included, or not, ''shagrange'' at whatever.
After a few chats, I said: Well, I am in range, how about it? Her reply: You know my name is Sharon. Sharon Grange! Oops. I still think that her choice of letters on the addy was intentional. Or I was not her type. She could of added an r in there, or something. It's a common name, and the images at google do not show this woman, so no connection with any real person, but apologies if that's your real name.
I am thinking of the names we pick for our throw away e-mail addresses, or user names on sites ( I was even a prince something the 1st, somewhere ). And that brings me to usernames in here, and how or why they were chosen.
Mine, wanting to keep up with the Jones's at the time, it was ''greekdickinyou''! I know, I can be original, smart, and such an intellectual, at times! Challenged more like

. It was early days and I did change it soon afterward to my current one. Plus, I was just 43...young and immature!
How did you choose your username in here?
Has it got any connection to your real self, or is it all part of a fantasy? Part of the game? Maybe a mix of everything? Is it just what was on your head at the time, the next best available name, a hint of one of your traits? Is it who you are? Who you would of liked to be? What you want others to see you as? A name that someone used for you? Tell me tell me.

Oh no, more oldie goldie funnies

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,

"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."
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How to make love

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well
creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts,
leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat
steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and
after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

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