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Choke On This Batman, Episode Three
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Choke On This Batman, Episode Three Choke On This Batman, Episode Three, or Big Girls are Fun Too. In our previous episodes B.W. was attending a gala charity event when he spotted and lost a familiar looking woman in the crowd. Before he could investigate further he was called to a murder scene by Commissioner Gordon using the Batsignal. The dead man, Fatt Hung Lo, was a noted drug lord in Gotham City's chinatown. He and his bodyguards were murdered using a large two-foot long dildo. Fat Hung Lo was actually killed by having it rammed down his throat. Batman took surveillance tapes and fingerprints from the scene and is now going over the evidence in the Batcave. I set the Batcomputer to digitizing the video footage from Fatt Hung Lo's restaurant. I also scanned in the fingerprints from the dildo he was killed with and was running them through all the databases the Batcomputer was hacked into. Both pieced of evidence turned up some results. I began examining the video footage, which was about as grainy as your average footage of a hold-up at a Kwik-E-Mart. I had the Batcomputer do some enhancing and was able to pick out a suspicious looking character in the buffet line of Fatt Hung Lo's restaurant. It was a large woman with short hair and glasses. I had seen her before while watching cam...er, surveillance footage on Local Adult Companion. I had dubbed her the Gagger for her penchant for thrusting long dildos down her throat so hard and so fast until she gagged and would puke a little onto her shirt. I remember the bile rising in my gullet the last time I had seen her. I had blogged about her in the past and encourage you dear readers to go back and find that particular post to fill you in on her. Could she be Fatt's phallic killer? She did have a large dildo collection that she would go at like a sword-swallower on crack. If she did kill Fatt, why? Was it personal or maybe she works for someone else. The video footage purposefully didn't show Fatt's table in the back of the restaurant. That way there would be no video record of his<b> illicit </font></b>dealings. But it did show her taking a heaping plate of food from the buffet line toward the back and out of the camera's view. A short time later all you see are people running out of the restaurant in terror. The fingerprints came back from the FBI's crime lab with a name...Gretchen Swallowsinski. Apparently the Gagger had quite the file with the FBI. She was once in the employ of the Yugoslavian secret police where she was trained to eliminate people. She was a trained killer lethal in several forms of unarmed combat but preferred a baton. The file went on to describe several hits she was suspected of doing. Many of them were similar to Fatt's where she would kill the victim by ramming an "adult marital aide" down a person's throat. Others were simply listed as blunt-force trauma. It said she was suspected of killing at least one person by smothering them between her thighs. Her latest employers were thought to be the Russian mafia. So the Russian mob was trying to make a move on chinatown. I had a name and a face. Now I just had to find her. I had the Batcomputer hack into the credit card database of Fatt's restaurant and looked at transactions that occurred about the time the Gagger was a customer. I found all the "All You Can Eat Buffets" that were purchased closest to the time she was at the buffet line and then through process of elimination found the one that was not a local Gothamite. I then ran the purchase activity on that card and found where she had been spending her time. Between several entries for "All You Can Eat" buffets and several purchases at The Gotham Toy Box, an adult toy store, I found she had been spending quite a bit of time at Boris' House of Borscht, a Russian restaurant owned by Boris Yankalot, a suspected Russian mobster. I fired up the Batmobile. It was time to give the Gagger a good slap on the back. Tune in next time for episode four, same Batchannel.  Just Another Geek on Local Adult Companion |
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and are you finally going to catch up with that bambi-eyed kitty cat?? 
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oooo i was away for awhile and came back to an entire series to enjoy! great reading as ever.
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