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Random Thoughts from the Weekend
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Random Thoughts from the Weekend If you say you weigh 135 pounds, and you have a 38” waist, and you’re my height, who do you think believes you? What about my relationship interferes with your relationship with your “boyfriend” of two weeks that you have to go off on me exactly? Is it the Provigil or the Adderall that makes me have zero staying power and have actually creamed my underwear without getting hard twice in the last week? Why don’t dogs like to get vacuumed after getting their hair cut? (I love it when Sunny does it for me.) What exactly about “gym rat, 64 years old, VGL” is supposed to get me to e-mail you back? How is it possible for a movie to feel rushed yet drag at the same time? What’s the name of that new cutie at Starbucks and is he gay??? Do you really think a picture of your cock and nothing else is an appropriate reply to an add that says “looking for friends?” You think that someone is “your property,” are you out of your fucken mind and I should I knock you upside the head a few times to remedy it for you? How exactly does one have sex without kissing and enjoy it? Is it really possible for someone to enjoy MMF porn (where a guy sucks another guy’s cock while he eats out a girl and things like that) and be “completely straight and never would do anything with a guy?” Along the same lines, can a guy really want to have a threesome with a guy and a girl and still be “100% straight just comfortable with [himself]?” What about the 3ware BIOS once you have an array configured that prevents Windows from loading correctly if there is another SATA or SCSI BIOS loaded into memory? Is there any difference between Impressionism, Post-Impressionism, and Modernism in art aside from the decade the work was done? (Cause they all look the freaken same to me!) Do I look like a mind reader to you? Do you really think I know something has been broken for three weeks when you don’t tell me? And how exactly is it my fault that it took three weeks to get fixed when you never said anything about it? Why was I so amazed when someone sent Ryan & I an e-mail introducing themselves and talking more about their personality than their cock? (Maybe cause it’s the first time this has ever happened from a gay guy?) Why do smaller snails live longer in the aquarium than big snails? (You would think they would be easier prey….) Why do I care what people think? Why does “Hey there (insert a name), how are you doing today?”<b> illicit </font></b>so many various responses, the majority of them negative, and some of them actually cussing you out because they don’t want to have sex with you? At the age of 17 do you really think anyone believes you spend: $800 a month on rent to your parents, $150 a day in drug usage, $600 a month for your car payment, and $400 a month for your cell phone; off your part-time job at McDonalds? What’s up with MySpace IM that it disconnects and reconnects itself every few minutes when everything else can just stay connected when I’m on my computer? (And on top of that, why must it always steal focus every time it does it instead of being well behaved and just doing it in the background?) Why do cats understand the doggy door more than the dogs do? What happened to the energy, drive, and social skills I used to have? |
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