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GLC Presents: Real Men of Genius? 11
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GLC Presents: Real Men of Genius? 11 GLC Presents: Real Men of Genius? 11 Today, I salute you, Mr. Retarded Email Writer The opportunity to write about this one came to me suddenly, after a friend of mine posted an actual email on her profile. But, before I reveal your masterpiece, let's get a refresher on our vocabulary. Definition: retarded, adjective. relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development; Now, here's the actual email: "i'm looking for someone who will help fulfill a fantasy of mine and you look like you'd be perfect. you come over waering a thin white tshirt (no bra, of course) and tight jeans. then you just pee right in your pants right in front of me. then you start humping me, pulling my hair and grinding your crotch into my face. then you pull down your pants and beg me to do you in the butt. interested?" Notice that he failed to use correct grammar, punctuation, Spell Checker...or his common sense, for that matter. Obviously, he wasn't WAERING his thinking cap. Am I the only one who thinks he could've saved himself a LOT of time and energy by just saying, "Hey babe, do you take it in the ass?" I'm thinking that either way, her response would be, "NO." Granted, the unfortunate recipient of this email is extremely attractive, and to boot, looks GREAT in a red bra and panties, but I have to say THIS to the writer of that email. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! There, I said it. It's been a while. Good thing I haven't lost my touch. You could've added the phrase, "Just kidding." in the email. At LEAST no one would take you seriously. But seriously, I probably shouldn't even call you retarded. The retarded people WOULD probably say to you, "What are you, STUPID?" It's guys like you that make women have to turn their profiles from an elaborate description of themselves to a ranting, angry bitch-session to remind the "romantically-challenged" ones not to waste their time with ridiculous emails like the one above. Unfortunately, profiles like that usually send the good guys running for the hills, making life for the women even more difficult than it already is. Okay Mr. Words Escape Me, maybe I'm being a bit too harsh on you. Retarded really isn't even the word that should be used to describe you. My friend said it best. She called you... SPESHYAL. She didn't use Spell Checker either. But, she made the most sense of all. GLC |
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5/19/2008 2:55 pm |
Ahem. I love this particular blog post for some reason!  And thanks for the Happy Birthday, my lovely!
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I often wonder what men are thinking when they write some of the things they do...but then again, maybe just writing it is a turn on for them and they really don't expect to get a reply....and as I always say...to each their own....whatever turns you on.
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