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Blogs > goodlookincookin > A Stroke of Genius

GLC Presents: You Might Be A "Genius"  

goodlookincookin 53M
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5/9/2009 11:59 pm

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10/18/2009 1:09 pm
GLC Presents: You Might Be A "Genius"

GLC Presents: Real Men of "Genius", You Might Be A "Genius"

Fifty-two "genius" posts ago (this one included), I started this blog, hoping upon hope that I would be able to teach others about the mistakes I have made, as well as those I have avoided. After a year's worth of posts, the fact still remains that too many people out there are smart enough to know better than to do many of the things I blog about, but they choose not to use that intelligence to their own benefit. I like to call them "geniuses".

I'm sure many have read the posts, and wondered, "Hmm. Am I a 'genius'?"

Well for those of you that are still guessing, I thought I'd put together a little post to help, and maybe remove all doubt.

If you've ever told a woman she's beautiful TEN times in a row...you might be a "genius".

IF, when you go to a meet and greet, you choose the condom that has the closest EXPIRED date...you might be a "genius".

If you try to be straight with a woman who is NOT...you might be a "genius".

If you just want sex, and pretend you do not...you might be a "genius".

If you use a pickup line that never works, hoping that by chance, it WILL...you might be a "genius".

If you think your third eye is below your waistline...you might be a "genius".

If you intentionally piss off someone, then wonder why they're mad...you might be a "genius".

If you ask someone for sex BEFORE you ask their name...you might be a "genius".

If you've ever written a one-sentence email and wondered why you get no reply...you might be a "genius".

If your main profile photo is of your genitals, but you want people to respect you...you might be a "genius".

If you are constantly rejected by the same person, yet you keep coming back...you might be a "genius".

If you threaten to kick someone's ass, but you are so drunk you just fell on your own...you might be a "genius".

If you brag to everyone about your supposed "conquests"...you might be a "genius".

If you aren't interested in someone until you see them with someone else...you might be a "genius".

If you seriously boast about the size of your package, but you are unwilling to prove it...you might be a "genius".

If you have a profile that took less than two minutes to complete...you might be a "genius".

If you calculate someone's net worth BEFORE agreeing to a date...you might be a "genius".

But...if you act like a bad ass, disrespecting everyone because you believe that nice guys finish last...you are DEFINITELY a "genius".

Maybe this helped. Maybe it didn't. Either way, we all make mistakes. In fact, you might not even say you make mistakes. You might say you learned a lesson.

The important thing is...are you wiser today than you were yesterday?

GLC

whoisagentj 54M
6060 posts
5/11/2009 10:42 am

 Nope.

Just kidding. I think this is most definitely a good post to read.
Who can you call on to save the day?

Why none other than...

Agent


goodlookincookin replies on 5/11/2009 1:28 pm:
Not a "genius", huh? lol. Maybe I should start a "slacker" blog. hehe. Thanks for the comment, and I'll see ya back here next Sunday!

Murphy1976_2 47M

5/27/2009 7:03 pm

 You forgot....

If you talk a big game in the chat room, but when you go a meet and greet, you plant yourself in the corner and say nothing.... you might be a 'genius'
If you were me, you'd be home by now...


goodlookincookin replies on 5/27/2009 10:22 pm:
Thanks for the addition. This post could be a LOT longer, of course, because I never seem to run out of "genius" material. However, I figured I'd keep it short enough so that no one would have to pack a lunch before they read it. lol

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