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If I were gay, I think I would have great luck here...
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If I were gay, I think I would have great luck here... You know, with Local Adult Companion, in the Chicago area, I think I've been hit on more gay guys here than women. Seriously, no joke. I've gotten more offers to have my dick sucked by more gay men than I've actually talked to women here. I wish it were the other way around, but I don't try to bash them men here for offering...the problem is, my profile says I'm strictly here for WOMEN only. I've even kissed a man once with tongue. But I got no pleasure, no feeling out of it. It was like I was tonguing a squid. I'm not trying to be mean about it, but there was no spark, no appeal to it. What can I say, I like tits. I like a woman's ass. I love a woman's vagina, the way it wraps around my cock and the way a woman's pelvic muscles squeezes it. Just looking down and feeling a woman's tongue around my cock and looking down at her and then seeing her eyes look up at me, its....MAGIC. There's the zing I get seeing a woman 's beautiful. I'm sorry guys, but it is what it is. Just like some gay men were born to love other men, I was born to love women. But if I were gay, or even bisexual, which I'm not, I think gay men would not stand a chance around me. EDIT: I just posted something here I'm not proud of as I meant it in the joking fashion, but it came off as crass and wrong. Folks, I'm really a nice person. After re-reading this, I felt I had posted a joke , I felt was funny and joking, but it came off as hateful toward gay men. And 's really not me all. So my apologies for posting this. And I'm leaving this up here to show after hindsight and some serious thought here, what I posted in jest in a joke, but it came off as cruel and mean. And 's not me. You know when you write something and you think it's funny and then you get everyone looking you in the room and you get look of "YOU JUST FUCKED UP?" Yeah, 's just what happened. I'm leaving it here because I can admit, I fucked up. Most gay people are not evil. Evil is based on the individual, not a person's sexuality. So you have my apologies for posting previously and I have removed it, but I am leaving this here as my sincerest apology for my thoughtlessness. I'm human, and I messed up. I now return you back to the blog... But here, I honestly get at least one guy here offering to suck my dick on a daily basis. And it's sad because none of them read my profile. They just think if they offer, I'll be ok with it, and I'm not, but they don't care, because they don't read my profile. Of course just some people in general, they see but never read a person's profile to begin with. I can't get over the fact I've sent over 650 messages to different women here, and I've only gotten a few of them to respond, only to later find out they are fakes, or flakes, or scammers, or in the very rare instance, I've gotten a few real women, but they live far away or we just didn't connect for some reason. And with all do respect to the gay men here, I appreciate you reading my blog and lusting after me, but I'm sorry...females for me are where its at forever. I even had one man here beg me to try it out, but I know when it comes to men, there's just no feeling there, no zing, no WOW! effect. And for me, I am secure in my emotional status and my masculinity to say thank you to the men here. But I have to break the fantasy for you guys...it's just not gonna work. Sorry, but its true. Now...if I could just figure out why the women don't want me. Do I smell? *SNIFF SNIFF* Who can you call on to save the day? Why none other than... Agent  |
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6/5/2019 2:44 pm |
No doubt Local Adult Companion suffers from an epidemic of scammers who have ruined it. Hell of it is these fakes who pay for a dozen accounts are what pay the bills at Local Adult Companion while freebers expect to get something for nothing.
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You don’t have to apologize for your sexual preference. I do not and I will not.
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Young Man, Join the crowd, I get more interruptions when on CAM on Chat that annoy me, My profile says" Straight" It says looking for " Women" not guys, not groups. These guys just cant or won't read, they are so fixed on them self, and when I try to just say I am strait, they try to tell me I am missing the best sex of my life, My reply is I know what good sex is , so sorry you will never experience it.. I do not apologize for this statement, they need to get a real life!!! Read my profile before you interrupt. we will get along good with this knowledge.. Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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In discussions with gay and bi men I am told they get the same fakes etc and that the majority of contacts they do get are for one night stands....
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6/5/2019 11:51 am |
650 to one sounds like the ratio of males to females on Local Adult Companion amigo. I wouldn't let it get you down every attractive het female here has 500 horny toads chasing her so you won't get much reaction. Unless you're 18, nicknamed "Tripod" and don't mind horny old women. Local Adult Companion does have a helpful effect though - some of the member vids can cure the worst addiction to porn after just a few viewings. Chin chin
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First, stay out of gay bars. Be grateful, someone finds you sexually appealing. You can't blame them for asking. Men are generally the sexual aggressor, but women are catching up. It is difficult to compete with the abundance of younger men, who look like fuck machines.
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6/5/2019 11:37 am |
hey! stop over stressing something that was simply innocently intended ..lol dont bash yourself ...and if you get hit on by gays then hey at least you get hit on lol...not intended to be mean but it is what it is ...
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I will let you in on another fact, if you were bi you would get the same amount of replies from bi couples. Zip.
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The answer to your question is obviously in your own words, think about it....
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And please understand, I am not trying to bash gay men here at all. Whether you are gay, lesbian, transgendered, cisgendered, whatever your flavor, people are just people for me. It's all about if you are a good person or not with me. However, I just prefer women. That's my flavor of ice cream. If they had woman flavored ice cream I'd be eating that shit up every day and twice on Sunday. Who can you call on to save the day? Why none other than... Agent
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