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Love me, love me not: excusesexcusesexcuses  

rm_MisTakn 55F
152 posts
11/22/2013 6:15 am
Love me, love me not: excusesexcusesexcuses
Rn’t u juz soooooo sexually frustrated?
Any of diz cm familiar 2u?

The good:

Hey there sweetheart,
I think of you when we’re apart,
I miss you night&day,
Even when you’re far away
&when the sun has shone,
I dream of you as stars shine on

If I cud, I’d send u a msg in a bottle,
Written on paper made of Acacia Wattle,
But since I can’t, I’d rather write ur name on a *
2shine on us wherever we are.

The bad:

I’v figured why you don’t wana fuck me:
You fear the jealousy it will inspire.
You’v vowed to<b> celibacy </font></b>rathr than monagomy
An you’d rathr turn on the microwave.

Hav u takn ur Viagra prescription
Or did u think my breast exam wud b conducted at Hooters,
Or have you missed your optical exam to blow for othr tooters
Or you thought the shit heads on the corner
Would rathr cash in your welfare check?
I’m assking as your parole officers,
Or you can’t do it while watching sports at the same time
Or it’s too much hassle to put your cocktail down
When u’r not on d job,
Or u’d rathr sit at ur laptop naked than dig me no mo?

I know, hun, u juz washd d bedding,
Or ur tum’s upset,
U outa loo paper,
U had company – shares,
An u were getn ready for work real early,
It’s ok, Farmer Brown

And d ugly:

Lovey,
Why don’t we make love any more?
Headache/sick/menstruating/menopause/tired/
It’s a trust issue/the date for our annual fuck hasn’t come yet?
Oh u poor bb

So r we gna av nooky, no,
Not 2day, busy 2mo,
Ur at w rt now,
Aftr ur retirement mayb,
Datz kewl un,
Aftr all we did it juz 6mnts ago
So I can’t Still want it.
Han54boat 71M
11637 posts
11/22/2013 7:20 am

 So, this list is what is told to you(?). It is an interesting list of the bad and ugly.

Cum to my blog and respond. Have a great kissing fun time.


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