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Condom anyone?  

80sbaby71 52F
7366 posts
2/10/2011 10:15 am
Condom anyone?



Ok...so I had a dr appointment this morning. Had a ultrasound scheduled....well this is one of those feminine ultrasounds. NO I AM NOT PREGNANT!!! NOT THAT KIND!!! LMAO!

Anyway...had the ultrasound. Well in 11/95 I actually had one of these ultrasounds...but at that time it was not a good thing. I actually had a miscarriage...I know sad...moving on to the funny shit...So here I am laying on the exam table in shock...and the lady explains that she is going to be sticking a wand up my vagina to do the ultrasound...Here it comes...so she hands me a condom...Um...a little late for a condom now....I think. "What am I supposed to do with this?" I ask. She then informs me that I need to put it on the wand.....for my protection.
=)

So flash forward to today.....here I am laying on the exam table... Waiting patiently for her to hand me a condom....BUT this time I can say "no, thanks...brought my own!!!!"



PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
2/10/2011 2:46 pm

She had YOU put the condom on the wand? What if you didn't know how? It seems for what that test costs, they should be putting the condom on, buying you lunch and finishing you off, if you know what I mean.


80sbaby71 52F
5516 posts
2/10/2011 3:48 pm

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    She had YOU put the condom on the wand? What if you didn't know how? It seems for what that test costs, they should be putting the condom on, buying you lunch and finishing you off, if you know what I mean.
I was in shock at the time....but all I remember thinking was "little too late"!!!!


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