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Types Of Guys In The Men  

adnwa 54M/52F
477 posts
12/22/2009 11:50 am
Types Of Guys In The Men

Types Of Guys In The Men’s Room.

Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
Conceited - Holds his two-inch pecker like a baseball bat.
Crosseyed - Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
Disgruntled - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
Drunk - Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
Efficient - Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
Fat - Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
Little - Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
Patient - Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
Radical - Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.
Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
Timid - Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
Tough - Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

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