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The Road To Hell
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The Road To Hell Forgive me Local Adult Companion’ers, for I have sinned. It’s been a week since my last confession  lolYes and I’m guilty of self abuse as usual Wonder what penance I’ll get for that?? Lol Something good I hope….  Oh I'm going straight to Hell anyway...it don't suppose it matters at this point how much penance i do It’s been a fairly busy week work wise, it’s really cutting into my blogging time lol. Actually I’m contemplating a career change. I had thought that maybe I should give up this working for a living thing and become a full time blogger. Unfortunately, that didn’t pan out as I was advised to keep my day job Allegedly, that was due to the wage structure available to full time bloggers as opposed to the quality of my work but I’m not convinced So that leaves me with two options to fall back on… or Professional Masturbator. I’ve been told that being a is rather hard work though, albeit pleasurable. And let’s face it, who wants to work hard? Plus, there’s always the criticism to deal with….I’d imagine you’d have to be pretty thick skinned to handle the customer comment cards After all if you’re being paid to provide a service, the quality of the service had better be up to standard. I wonder how you go about getting a license for that? Is it like becoming a taxi driver? Do you have to demonstrate that you have the “knowledge”? Is there a test you have to pass?? And if so who does the examination???Hmmmm….seems like it’s awfully complicated to me… Maybe Professional Masturbator is the way to go…. After all, I know I’m pretty good at that….  It’s like being a boxer or a golfer, you spend a few years as an amateur, perfecting your technique and honing your skills before you break into the world of Professional Masturbation. I’m surprised it isn’t an Olympic Event yet…maybe soon judging by some of the “sports” they’re including these days lol Actually I’ve heard that when the new TSN 7 channel becomes available, they have already secured the rights to the NML, (that’s National Masturbation League to those who don’t know). There is some talk around town that since we have our NHL hockey team back in residence, some sort of arena sharing deal could be worked out and we could have our own team, they even named it already…we’d be the Winnipeg Wankers…cool huh?? No prizes for guessing what the logo would be (Ok maybe those last two were pushing it a bit lmao I’d better make it clear that neither of those rumours are true otherwise there will be unofficial fan sites sprouting up all over the internet lmfao) Can you picture the crowds at the Forks celebrating??? Mind you, it does give a whole new meaning to the “whiteout” LMFAO Maybe there’s something to it after all lmao Geez…..if I get through this post without getting carted away by the Men in White Coats I’ll be very surprised lol I think it’s a build up of fluids in my head that’s causing this drivel…I believe the technical term is “Semen Brain” and there’s only one known cure unfortunately. So to that end I need a volunteer to step forward to help me out. You must be a beautiful woman who loves sex and must be willing to repeatedly bring me to orgasm to relieve the pressure and get me back to thinking straight…. If you think you can handle that let me know…. I’ll be waiting for your call…. Like the Ads say….... Operators Are Standing by Later folks "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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7/21/2011 12:42 pm |
LMFAO!!! omg... whiteout *shakes head* "I reject your version of reality & substitute my own"  Offended Yet? Sign Here: [post 2929227] I mean seriously, DO IT!! Have you ever tried Sloggin' it? Blogger Slogger The best of some of the Canucks I love: [blog CanadaWeek]
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LMFAO!!! omg... whiteout *shakes head* LMFAO "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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hmmmmm I might take you up on that someday lol it's always a shame when injury cuts a promising career short.... but i'll enjoy the benefit of your experience and advice...call me lmao me?? a goof??? well...maybe "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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OMG, that was absolutely hilarious, You complain that you don't have time to blog, with a mind like that I think you have too much time....Do keep it up, your blogs have me in stitches.... Maybe I should tone it down for a while....don't want to send you back to emergency....... "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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