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Dirty Love  

spudsy1000 50M
2986 posts
8/26/2011 11:21 am
Dirty Love


So whatcha doing??

Hmmmm...maybe don't answer that

I KNOW what some of you are doing.....lmao

Although why you'd be doing that while reading my blog is beyond me

After all if you came looking for cheap thrills and raw unbridled sexual stories you're in the wrong place entirely lol

Had a discussion about that actually, it was suggested to me that my blogs were dirty.....personally I don't think so....

Although my interpretation of "dirty" may be a little different...

I'm certainly not crude....unless i'm illustrating a point or putting words in someone else's mouth

Maybe I should run a poll.....lmao

No that's a pointless waste of time.....everyone would answer "NOT DIRTY ENOUGH!!!!" lol

*sigh*

Oh well.....

I'll just have to try harder in future....

Although I never saw myself as a literary "fluffer"....
getting you lot all riled up so you can go do wild exotic things to each other

I always get left behind...*sniff sniff sob*

"Nobody loves me,
Everybody hates me,
I should go and eat worms"

lmao

No I shouldn't say that lol
I'm not feeling sorry for myself, far from it lol

When I see some of the antics that go on around here I chuckle to myself...sometimes it's better to be on the outside looking in than on the inside looking out

As the patient said to the psychiatrist....

On a related note: I actually attended the chat room a couple of times this week and I have to comment....

The lack of originality displayed by certain male members is shocking to say the least lol well actually when i say "certain", i mean most

I mean it's always been bad...but i think it's taken a further downhill turn

Wow.....

I'm not exactly a "pick up artist" myself but even I cringe when I read some of the lines dished out...god only knows what you ladies must be thinking lmao

And for god's sake at least learn some spelling and grammar....even if your line is cheesy or unoriginal if it makes sense and is readable you still have some chance to recover from it lol

Damn there I go again....giving advice to people who don't deserve it so they can go do wild exotic things to each other while I'm left here alone with only myself for company... sheesh...when will I ever learn????

Oh well....lol
Nobody listens anyway so I guess it doesn't matter lol

Maybe I'll just keep hiding my light under a bushel

lmfao ok ok enough already.....god I talk crap sometimes lol

Ok I'm done....
as the bishop said to the ...

I hope you lot enjoy reading this as much as i enjoy writing it...

Actually I hope you enjoy reading it much more than i enjoy writing it...because sometimes it's like pulling teeth

Even if there isn't enough dirt in it for you...hope it makes you smile a little

Thanks for reading!!

All that and I think I got through it without any sexual content...oh...dammit!!! So much for that....lol

Stay tuned: Next week on The Potato's Lair....Rampant Stallions, Buxom Wenches and a whole lot of sex, oodles and oodles of it....next week on The Potato's Lair...same time same channel

roll credits....

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


Just_MsRoss 49F

8/26/2011 11:51 am

Rampant Stallions and Buxom Wenches? Is there a medieval festival on your blog next week? Oooooooo... horseback riding! And do we get to wear costumes?

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
8/26/2011 12:01 pm

    Quoting Just_MsRoss:
    Rampant Stallions and Buxom Wenches? Is there a medieval festival on your blog next week? Oooooooo... horseback riding! And do we get to wear costumes?
I'm soooooo glad you said HORSEback riding....

I'd have had to ban you for crudity.....this isn't THAT kind of blog you know.....

Keep it clean people!!!

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
8/26/2011 12:02 pm

    Quoting  :

YUCK!!!!
That's so disgusting....

I HATE ketchup.....



"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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Just_MsRoss 49F

8/26/2011 12:09 pm

    Quoting spudsy1000:
    I'm soooooo glad you said HORSEback riding....

    I'd have had to ban you for crudity.....this isn't THAT kind of blog you know.....

    Keep it clean people!!!
I'm so glad I didn't fixate on the men with swords part of the games then

Wouldn't want to get banned from spuds-ville

"I reject your version of reality & substitute my own"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
8/26/2011 12:59 pm

    Quoting Just_MsRoss:
    I'm so glad I didn't fixate on the men with swords part of the games then

    Wouldn't want to get banned from spuds-ville
lmao

you wouldn't???
there are lots of people who'd disagree with you there i'm sure
if i wasn't me i'd want banned from here too lol

it's ok for you....YOU don't HAVE to be here

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
8/26/2011 1:01 pm

    Quoting  :

I thought you might...I put it in there just for you.....

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
8/26/2011 1:04 pm

I think that pretty well answers that question...in a post which aims to stay (relatively) clean...almost everyone so far focused on the ONLY sexual part lmfao

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
8/26/2011 1:48 pm

    Quoting  :

That's it!!!!
You're almost hired...but first the audition...
Pass that and you're in....

Call me

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
8/26/2011 3:20 pm

    Quoting  :

she has to pass the audition first...then there's call backs, screen tests, costume fittings...the list goes on and on...who knows...the show might never air....

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
8/27/2011 11:31 am

    Quoting  :

Call me....
I can make you a star, baby......

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
8/27/2011 11:33 am

    Quoting littlelady220:
    OMG you guys are all so damn funny, Thanks for all the laughs..
    And I think ketchup is disgusting too!!..YUK
You're welcome....

Come again anytime.....the door is always open
Admission is free but don't forget to leave a tip

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
8/27/2011 11:35 am

    Quoting  :

Note to self: Go to Costco and buy industrial size bottle of ketchup....

Hmmmmmmmm Ketchup Wrestling
I think I just invented a new sport.....

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
8/27/2011 3:41 pm

    Quoting  :


Oooooooooooooh!!!!!
I didn't know that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmm......wanna show me??????
lol

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
8/29/2011 6:11 am

    Quoting littlelady220:
    Thank you and here's your tip:

    Never, Never piss off a woman who is PMSing. Your liable to get hit with a 2x4......lol
I'll correct your statement....

Never piss off a woman....full stop
you're liable to get hit with a 2x4

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
8/29/2011 6:12 am

    Quoting  :

Aren't they!!!

LMAO

That's what makes it all worthwhile

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