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Blogs > spudsy1000 > The Potato's Lair....

What's Your Name, Little Girl, What's Your Name?  

spudsy1000 50M
2986 posts
4/8/2012 4:57 pm
What's Your Name, Little Girl, What's Your Name?

Another anonymous donor....

Why Do Women Get All The Good Toys?

Well it just occurred to me after reading all the posts from you gals about your toys that I'm getting ripped off!!

Not just me but all men

We should unite and take a stand

A united front I say!

Women get all the good toys...dildos, vibes, wheels o' tongue!

It's not fair damn it!

If you go to any sex toy site they have pages and pages of toys for women to choose from...

What do us guys get?

A flashlight that we can stick our cock in and some plastic blow up women WTF!!!

Not that those thing don't feel good
Oh Boy I bet they do


The big problem is that when I go camping with the boys I end up getting put on mattress duty because well lets face it I have the most hot air

So I have to blow up the mattresses that we sleep on

Picture me blowing

I'm usually blowing in the dark because we get there late.

We aren't packed until the last minute then we don't stop and ask for directions

So I'm blowing and using a flashlight while doing it and it reminds me of guy toys and you know what happens next?

Tenting

Then the guys make fun of me. I told them why and they decided to start a petition with me demanding more unique and fun toys for men

We want toy equality

So we sat around the campfire with boners and planned our revenge while eating some big ass wieners

Hmmmm...that sounds suspiciously like me...
Someone is getting awfully good at this....
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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alcougarhunter 41M
Ask me for a photo

4/8/2012 5:18 pm

 This is great


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/9/2012 5:20 am
    Quoting  :
Wieners.
Hee Hee Hee.
Hee Hee Hee.

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/9/2012 5:20 am
    Quoting  :
I know!!!

lol
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/9/2012 5:21 am

 Isn't it??

Wish I'd written it lol
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/9/2012 5:21 am

 Come upstairs and have a drink of champagne
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/9/2012 9:06 am
    Quoting  :
that was my thinking too
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/9/2012 9:07 am
    Quoting  :
Allegedly the tongues are soft and don't hurt....so I'm told anyway...
I'm undecided as to whether I'd trust that or not
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/9/2012 10:24 am
    Quoting  :
Backyard camping is always a good start
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
4/9/2012 7:19 pm

 I know you didn't ask for guesses, but the emoticon overuse seems kind of like KingCobb? Something that the two of you share


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/10/2012 5:45 am
    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I know you didn't ask for guesses, but the emoticon overuse seems kind of like KingCobb? Something that the two of you share
Not even close
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/10/2012 1:14 pm
    Quoting littlelady220:
    It has Flirty written all over it, I knew that at first read. Am I right?
If I tell you...I'll have to kill you

Either that or Flirty™ will kill me....

Damn!!


"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
4/10/2012 8:33 pm


Just_MsRoss 49F

4/11/2012 9:38 am

 OMG is she EVER getting good at doing you
"I reject your version of reality & substitute my own"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/11/2012 10:57 am
    Quoting Just_MsRoss:
    OMG is she EVER getting good at doing you
I know!!!!!
Dammit I shoulda taken out the ™
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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