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Sweet Home Chicago  

spudsy1000 50M
2986 posts
5/10/2012 12:29 pm
Sweet Home Chicago

Good day folks and folkettes

Sorry about the delay in posting this week...but I've been a little under the weather

As some of you may have gathered, it seems I attended the Chicago Bash last weekend....

Yes it seems so.....I don't remember a damn thing about it but from reading everybody else's blogs on the subject I got around a bit

It all started with a certain person who shall remain nameless....you can read her blog on the subject here [post 2911242] and here [post 2913817]

But it didn't end there...oh no....not by a long shot...

Although that IS where my memory of subsequent events gets a little hazy....



Damn Baileys

Actually, I shouldn't blame the Bailey's.....apparently I stole a bottle of Crown Royal and disappeared at one point, so maybe it was the mixing that was the problem...either that or being stuck in the cargo hold with all the suitcases and small furry animals that caused the first blackout...

Yes ladies and gentlemen...I wasn't even allowed in the cabin with the other people...

MsR said it was because of not wanting to pay for an extra seat for me...but I think it was because Charmer didn't want the competition

That's ok....I knew where to find the Wheel of Tongues and there's a couple of pussies that were on that plane that won't be back to normal for a while

After that, things were a little blank....there have been odd flashes here and there...like someone referring to me as a homosexual potato....hmmmm I'm really hoping there isn't more to THAT story lol

Mind you, I did wake up with my arm in a sling after THAT particular episode....I think she was a bit rough with me.....maybe it was revenge for the cats on the plane
Only she sounded nothing like Antonio Banderas
I don't remember any swordplay either...

Oh well...I'm sure it'll all come back in time

Then there was the threesome incident....*ahem*

The only reason I believe this story is because there is photographic evidence....[post 2914159]

Yes....damn those digital cameras anyway....and damn those hotel mini bars...
Do you realise that it might only be enough to make one drink for you big people, but it's like a gallon of booze to a little fellow like me?????

Anyway...that wasn't my only threesome of the weekend....there was one more they tell me....as documented here [post 2915636]

I'm really really REALLY hoping this was just a set up....
If not there's going to be a whole slew of jealous ladies out for my blood

There were compensations though....just take a look at THIS [post 2915668]

Yes that IS me

Wish you were here?? Of course you do

Just a note...that's NOT my favourite position...I'm facing the wrong direction

lmao

Other than that....all I know is various cleavages were explored...but no one will give me details...or won't admit to it
Take your pick....

Although I'm reliably informed I was having some cam fun too...so someone knows...they're just not telling

And for some reason after I got home to Winnipeg I was drenched in vodka.....go figure....

So Bash attendees...if I met you, it was a pleasure...I just don't remember a damn thing about it

I just hope I didn't offend anyone
lmao

I just found this in my email....apparently this was what REALLY went on....someone want to tell me who the lady is?? She looks like fun....



"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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Just_MsRoss 49F

5/10/2012 1:13 pm

Alcohol induced black out? THAT's your story??



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rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
5/10/2012 1:58 pm

that's awesome...I've been known to forget about a few M&Gs in the past...but damn; I did have some fun, which I can't remember.

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/10/2012 2:05 pm

    Quoting  :

lol dammit! she's cute too!!

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/10/2012 2:05 pm

    Quoting Just_MsRoss:
    Alcohol induced black out? THAT's your story??


.....and I'm sticking to it

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lindoboy100 61M  
23969 posts
5/10/2012 2:24 pm

Trust the jock tae get rubbered n make a right diddy ay hissel'!

Nah, sounds like you had a splendid time and might have made some new pals!


_infinity_ 112F
5688 posts
5/10/2012 2:34 pm

Just be glad you're not suffering from the onslaughts of re-fried beans and bear. I laughed a lot reading this post, thank you spuds and MsR. ..


gottaring 52F
15850 posts
5/10/2012 2:41 pm

All I know is that there's a waffle cut pattern on my ass.

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blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
5/11/2012 12:13 am

Great post!
The pic made me lmao.


bettiebear 47F
21001 posts
5/11/2012 12:56 am

lol sounds like u had a fanatastic time love, shame u cant remember most of it!!! at least there seems plenty of photos to remind u lol
big hugs love xoxoxoxoxo


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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/11/2012 5:25 am

    Quoting rm_travelguyoh:
    that's awesome...I've been known to forget about a few M&Gs in the past...but damn; I did have some fun, which I can't remember.
lmao
If only....lol

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/11/2012 5:27 am

    Quoting  :

No kidding
lmao

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/11/2012 5:28 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Trust the jock tae get rubbered n make a right diddy ay hissel'!

    Nah, sounds like you had a splendid time and might have made some new pals!
Lmao that's very true!
lol

My alter ego made all sorts of new friends from what I can tell lol

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/11/2012 5:29 am

    Quoting _infinity_:
    Just be glad you're not suffering from the onslaughts of re-fried beans and bear. I laughed a lot reading this post, thank you spuds and MsR. ..
lol I am glad

All credit to MsR for the whole Mr Potatohead thing

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/11/2012 5:30 am

    Quoting gottaring:
    All I know is that there's a waffle cut pattern on my ass.
I made my mark in Chicago then
lmao

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/11/2012 5:31 am

    Quoting  :

I had nothing to do with it!!
It was you two leading me astray

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/11/2012 5:32 am

    Quoting  :

I know!!!!!!
I still have the friction burns though

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/11/2012 5:32 am

    Quoting  :

That's what I heard
I'll survive...it was worth it

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/11/2012 5:33 am

    Quoting  :



You too????

Goodness gracious!

I DID get around didn't I?

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/11/2012 5:34 am

I thought the pic was hilarious...the things people find on the internet

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/11/2012 5:35 am

    Quoting bettiebear:
    lol sounds like u had a fanatastic time love, shame u cant remember most of it!!! at least there seems plenty of photos to remind u lol
    big hugs love xoxoxoxoxo
lol Thanks Bettie

I think it went well

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/11/2012 5:36 am

    Quoting  :



You have no idea how wild I can be

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mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
5/11/2012 7:45 am

I would run. You know what happens when they put a potato in tin foil and butter up his ass don't you. LOL

This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/11/2012 7:53 am

    Quoting mflater1:
    I would run. You know what happens when they put a potato in tin foil and butter up his ass don't you. LOL
I know what happens to me!!

Mmmmmmmm baby......

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/11/2012 9:30 am

    Quoting  :

LMFAO THat's fantastic!!
Thanks!!

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gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
5/14/2012 8:03 am

I waited all weekend to post this. Am I the only one who noticed the lit stick of dynamite under the bed? Mister tuber, you are about to have a very rough day! (If you know where I'm paraphrasing that from, get out more, a LOT more!) That's my two cents worth, guns are cold.

Take it easy, guns are cold.


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