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In the town, where I was born...  

spudsy1000 50M
2986 posts
5/16/2014 11:11 am
In the town, where I was born...


Wheeeeeeeee!!!!
It's THAT day again....
Wheeeeeeeee!!!!



How are you, my cheeky monkeys??
I'm feeling Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius
....even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

Hee Hee Hee!

Wheeeeeeee!!!

It's one of those days where you just feel like going around saying "woot woot" for no apparent reason....

And if that doesn't scare the hell out of casual passers-by and co-workers I don't know what will

Long weekend, baby!!
Wheeeeeee!!!!!


And in other news....

I miss a day and I have a sea of yellow watched blogs....
Man, are you guys prolific

Hmmmm just had a thought...
If you sail the sea of yellow...do you have to do it in a green submarine??
Think about it...wait for it....wait for it....THERE you go
And if you didn't get that reference...just pretend you did and nod and smile we'll carry on like nothing happened...

(cue much scratching of heads, wailing and gnashing of teeth)

I was going to wade through them...but I realised if I did that right away I wouldn't have time to do this
And my legions of fans would never forgive me if I missed two days in a row....

Yes yes I know...I don't have legions of avid readers....
But I could have!!
Yes indeed....it's possible
Far fetched maybe, but possible

I'm optimistic!
I have high hopes!!


Hey you can't blame a guy for trying
You have to be in it to win it, you know

And over to Jim on the sports desk:

Yes, thank you and here's last nights sports roundup....
Some teams won, some teams lost and some other teams didn't play. Back to you John:

Soooooo.....hairy brains. What's with that? Personal preference or scared to get a nick?
The answer after the commercial break....

( cue ads )

And welcome back!
More on hairy brains in a moment....but first....the weather with Jessica...

Like, the weather, like, there will be, like totally, some. We, like, don't know what it'll, like, be...I totally, like, tried to google it, like, but I couldn't, like, find it...like totally...
Back, like, to you, John (giggle) awesome...

Umm, thanks Jessica....
And there you have it...there will be weather.

And that's all we have time for today...oh...wait....this just in from our correspondent in the field...

" woot woot!"

And there you have it ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first.

Thank you and goodnight! (fade to black)

Wow...wasn't that spectacular!?!?
Wouldn't you pay to read that!?!?!
Don't you think I should be up for a Pulitzer?!?!?


Wheeeeee!!!

If you have one, enjoy your long weekend!
If you don't have one, too bad

See you Tuesday if not before!Or after! Or whenever!


PS If your head hurts after all that, don't worry about it...it's normal....it'll go away

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


Annie_V 54F

5/17/2014 3:08 am

I want to hear more on the hairy brains!!!
Hope you have a great one

An orgasm a day , makes you so much happier at work and play


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
5/18/2014 3:10 pm

Another long weekend, put that, along with poutine and Vella on the "why I should move to Canada" list. If you could broadcast this news program I would absolutely watch it, the only way to make it better is to have the newscasters drink during the broadcast and have a random naked woman wander across the set once during the newscast. Take it easy, guns are cold.

Take it easy, guns are cold.


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/18/2014 3:17 pm

    Quoting  :

I think you have a tooting obsession
Enjoy the long weekend!

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/18/2014 3:17 pm

    Quoting Annie_V:
    I want to hear more on the hairy brains!!!
    Hope you have a great one
You like the hairy brains, huh?

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/18/2014 3:18 pm

    Quoting  :

Mission accomplished then...hope you weren't drinking coffee when you snorted

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/18/2014 3:19 pm

    Quoting littlelady220:
    Hope you're having a fabulous long weekend Spuds
I am...although I haven't stopped since I left work....yard work, car work, deck sealing...when is it rest time??

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/18/2014 3:20 pm

    Quoting gunner4440:
    Another long weekend, put that, along with poutine and Vella on the "why I should move to Canada" list. If you could broadcast this news program I would absolutely watch it, the only way to make it better is to have the newscasters drink during the broadcast and have a random naked woman wander across the set once during the newscast. Take it easy, guns are cold.
That sounds like a wonderful idea!! I'm going to suggest it right away!!
And yeah....Vella is reason enough IMO

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
5/20/2014 6:11 pm

Oh my goodness... I hadn't quite realized how much I missed your inimitable blogging style, spudsy


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/21/2014 10:55 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Oh my goodness... I hadn't quite realized how much I missed your inimitable blogging style, spudsy
Inimitable?
Is that good or bad??

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
5/21/2014 8:33 pm

Inimitable: so good or unusual as to be impossible to copy; unique.

Draw your own conclusions


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/22/2014 7:13 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Inimitable: so good or unusual as to be impossible to copy; unique.

    Draw your own conclusions

Touche

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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