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Space Ritual
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Space Ritual Well hello people and others  Others? Well....you never know who (or what) might be reading this  I don't want to restrict my readership to only humans I mean, if there are aliens reading this...I wouldn't want to piss them off  Imagine being responsible for an alien civilization turning the Earth into a giant gravel parking lot..... You wouldn't want that on your conscience now, would you? I wonder what an alien would make of this place? Would he/she/it be amused? Would he/she/it sit down and send out 500 "wannafuck" emails?? What if you got chatting to one of them and didn't know?? You agree to meet...and they give you directions... "Just turn left at the cattle mutilations and follow the trail of crop circles till you see the big shiny spaceship" "Oh...and be ready for some anal probing" Actually....that could happen....and it wouldn't necessarily be aliens Hmmmm... maybe I've been listening to too much Hawkwind lately lol Although, I do like their advice in Sonic Attack.... "In case of Sonic Attack on your district - follow these rules If you are making love it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm - simultaneously Do not waste time blocking your ears." Isn't that great advice?? I'm "just" old enough to remember the nuclear paranoia of the late 70s/early 80s Whatever happened to the "Four Minute Warning"? lol That used to be a comedic staple...what do to when the four minute warning was sounded Mostly it involved sex as I recall It's a different world...that's for sure In nuclear terms at least In sexual terms...not so much It's still all about sex..probably more so now than then People are way more open about "alternative" lifestyles nowadays Which is, in the main, a good thing Otherwise I'd have nowhere to blog My voice would be unheard.... I'd have no one to share all this with... Hmmmm... I just had a thought.... Am I the blogging equivalent of Psychedelic music?? A little weird, a little musical, a little self indulgent and a little downright strange? Best read on acid?? And we're back to Hawkwind again Maybe I should install a lava lamp in the foyer....   Actually that would be pretty cool....We could get the old Oil Drop Lightshow going and all just groove to the pretty colours Hey! That would have been a great name for a band... The Oil Drop Lightshow I'm copyrighting that right now!! Or maybe not...probably about 40 years too late for that one... but when I invent a time machine I'm going to copyright it in 1965 I'm going to be rich!! Except...by the time I get rich I'll already owe all the money to the Time Machine Parts Supply store.... Or will I?? If I have enough money to build a time machine I must have ALREADY built the machine and gone back and copyrighted the name...thereby earning enough to build the machine in the first place... AND..... Maybe I went back and started the Time Machine Parts Supply store in order to have somewhere to go to buy the parts I need to build the time machine....  I'm confused.... ....and I bet I'm not the only one Man.... I thought these cigarettes tasted funny.... "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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"A little weird, a little musical, a little self indulgent and a little downright strange?" Yup but thats the way we loves ya! 
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"A little weird, a little musical, a little self indulgent and a little downright strange?" Yup but thats the way we loves ya! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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I KNOW!!! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Where?? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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6/2/2014 5:23 pm |
if you piss the aliens off and they just blow the earth up, I really donr think you will have a conscience left to worry about An orgasm a day , makes you so much happier at work and play
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Hmm... anal probing? Where do I sign up??? And do I get a free ride on the spaceship?
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if you piss the aliens off and they just blow the earth up, I really donr think you will have a conscience left to worry about Thanks for the nomination by the way!! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Hmm... anal probing? Where do I sign up??? And do I get a free ride on the spaceship? Free rocket ride with every anal probe purchased "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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