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The Number Of The (Sexy) Beast
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The Number Of The (Sexy) Beast Good day my cheeky little sex muffins  It's bright, beautiful day here today The kind of day where you run naked through the sprinklers and scare all the neighbours  Trust me...if I ran naked through your sprinklers...you'd be scared  Actually, now that I think about it....running would be a relative term...a 400lb couch potato doesn't move too fast More like a slow amble Actually I've been told it's kind of like watching a landslide, given that I'm only 5 feet tall.... But oh well.... Enough about me....  Yeah right...it's NEVER enough about me I'm the number one, grade A, total and utter attention  Otherwise I wouldn't be doing this blogging thing...and I wouldn't have kept it up this long either Actually I've received a nomination in hiddenmythology's blog awards... thanks to a young lady who shall remain nameless for the moment She knows who she is I was shocked and stunned let me tell you...shocked and stunned But more on that later in the week...it's not voting time yet Be prepared for shameless self promotion, if not outright begging for votes But more on that later in the week... So.... Can you believe it? I posted my first blog here on April 14th 2009!! That's five years, on and off I was quite shocked at that I've only made 262 posts though...so that averages about 1 per week for the total time I've been doing it Of course I basically had a two year "hiatus" in there too.... Which brings my average up to one post every 4.18 days And given that I don't post on weekends....that makes my average 1 per 2.98 days Oh! And then there's public holidays and sick days and .... lmao Nah...not going to go there The point is...I'm quite prolific in a "don't make that many posts" kind of way Or alternatively...statistics can be manipulated to tell any story, true or false You pick whichever one you like best lol On that note.... I read somewhere recently that 100% of injuries can be avoided by not hurting yourself. And never forget that 9 out of 10 cats who expressed a preference said they preferred Whiskas I love cats.... No...that's not strictly true actually.... I love pussy I may be a puss-a-holic When I'm feeling French I often say to myself: Ou est le Puss? lmao I'm silly I can't help it though... vagina's tend to make me that way They turn me into a dribbling mess if the truth be told But I wish I could turn them into a dribbling mess *sigh* Maybe one day.... "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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That's what I always say!! No one ever says no in my dreams "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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lol if I ran naked through sprinklers people would probably be scarred, so you're not the only one. I sent an Angel to watch over you last night, it returned in a hurry. I asked why, it said "Angels can't watch porn." Thanks for fucking traumatizing my fucking Angel! Don't bother trying to figure me out. Not even the little voices in my head understand me. It's pointless!
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lol if I ran naked through sprinklers people would probably be scarred, so you're not the only one. "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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"Ou est le Puss" Huh? Or is the Puss?  At that rate you will not be a good French Fry. Come visit openagenda: provocative thought, adult discussions, sexy pics & giggles. Is This How Friday The GET IT ON Solution MASSAGE exploring partners SEDUCTION Love What is it Relationship Rules Trust and other Issues Essence Be In Tune Does Size Matter The Facts Hand in Hand
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"Ou est le Puss" Huh? Or is the Puss? At that rate you will not be a good French Fry. Oh I never claimed to be good  "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Gee...who knew everyone was so bilingual around here?! Pas moi!
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Gee...who knew everyone was so bilingual around here?! Pas moi! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Monsieur Le Charmer!! Pass the Ferrero Rocher "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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6/4/2014 9:11 pm |
As always you make me giggle and hurt my brain. Thanks for my daily fix An orgasm a day , makes you so much happier at work and play
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As always you make me giggle and hurt my brain. Thanks for my daily fix Cool!Exactly my intention "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Monsieur Le Charmer!! Pass the Ferrero Rocher If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience E-4-N
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Spuds, you truly are a nut.. Thanks for the giggle You're very welcome Thanks for the wiggle "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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I'm only bilingual during orgasm...at least I think so.....lol We'll have to investigate In the name of science , of course.... "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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As long as you pay attention and can answer the question later "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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