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We're on the march with Ally's army
We're on the march with Ally's army Happy World Cup 2014 Opening Day my sexy friends! It's time for that four yearly festive feast of fabulous football! Woohoo!! My only regret is that once again, Scotland didn't make it...thank you VERY much Craig Levein But there is hope..... wee Gordon looks like he might make something happen in time for Euro 2016....and it'll be the 20th anniversary of our last Euro appearance We can do it!! We'll be coming... We'll be coming... We'll be coming down the road... When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army boys... We'll be coming down the road... I have a theory actually about why Scotland's football team has slipped in terms of competitiveness with the rest of the world... From 1974 till 1998, Scotland competed in every world cup finals with the exception of USA '94.... And of course that means the Tartan Army was in attendance at each event in total party mode (as they always are ) You following so far?? Ok, here's the reason why everyone else got better and we got worse.... Our fans spent the whole time in foreign lands impregnating the local girls and other visiting females...thus dispersing the potential talent pool across the globe!! That's why everyone else got better at football and we got worse!! Witness the standard of the Scotland teams of the 70's and 80's....great teams filled with talented individuals....after a 20 year drought on the getting to the world cup finals!! By that reasoning, after a similar 20 year drought we should be due a crop of homegrown talent the like of which we haven't seen since 1974!! Just ignore those people who say it's lack of investment and training at the grass roots level...it's those frisky scottish boys to blame!! Oh well... I have a team picked out to cheer for.... Who is it?? Why it's whoever is playing against England of course!! But it's not the same without Scotland.... Still.... there are compensations It is Brazil after all... Hot weather and beautiful women in the stands Bring on the Samba girls!! I wonder how many Brazilians get Brazilians?? Or do they call it something different down there? Is there a difference between a Brazilian Brazilian and a Brazilian from anywhere else?? Inquiring minds want to know!! In the interests of science of course!! That sounds like an awesome job though.....Brazilian Inspector Wonder if you can do a course for that? I'll have to investigate Ok...enough of this nonsense Time for your daily reminder.... Vote for me! Pullleeease!! Pretty please!! I'll show you my willy if you do [post 3419572] "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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A great theory that, I reckon you could be onto something there. I mean, we can't possibly just be crap! And it would also explain why we're crap at most other sports too!! I remember Arthur Montford alll those years ago declaring that 'it's curtains in Cordoba' for Ally's men! I also remember Arthur's comb over! Really showing ma age there, eh??
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You could be right! We put most other nations to shame when it comes to celebrating glorious ineptitude "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Show willy? LOL That's a good reason NOT to vote for you. It's a particularly handsome willy..... "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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A great theory that, I reckon you could be onto something there. I mean, we can't possibly just be crap! And it would also explain why we're crap at most other sports too!! I remember Arthur Montford alll those years ago declaring that 'it's curtains in Cordoba' for Ally's men! I also remember Arthur's comb over! Really showing ma age there, eh?? Oh boy...Arthur Montford...wow...there's a blast from the past lol Mind you I always preferred Archie McPherson's comb over myself "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Ya mean I shouldnt be cheering for England? lol. I wanna know whats the difference between Brazil and Brasil? Show me the willy!! hehe...
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6/13/2014 4:25 am |
I wonder about what the brazillians call a brazillian too. The rest of the world eats Kiwis but we aint no cannibals we eat Kiwi Fruit!! An orgasm a day , makes you so much happier at work and play
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Ya mean I shouldnt be cheering for England? lol. I wanna know whats the difference between Brazil and Brasil? Show me the willy!! hehe... No cheering for England allowed!!! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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I wonder about what the brazillians call a brazillian too. The rest of the world eats Kiwis but we aint no cannibals we eat Kiwi Fruit!! Did you know Canadian Bacon is made from actual Canadians? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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You know, there is a glaringly obvious joke to be made here But since it's Friday I'm going to take the high moral ground and refrain from saying anything "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Yes me I do have morals you know..... Ok...so they're not very good ones But I still have them "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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You should get the glaswegian version... On the front it says Vaginal Trim Inspector...on the back it says "Show us yer minge" "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Manchester or United ?
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Manchester or United ? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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