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Blogs > spudsy1000 > The Potato's Lair....

Gonna Ride That Donkey, Donkey  

spudsy1000 50M
2986 posts
7/21/2014 11:02 am
Gonna Ride That Donkey, Donkey

Down To The Honky Tonky,
It's Gonna Get Funky, Funky
Eeeeeoorrrrr!
Eeeeeoorrrrr!



Love that song

Happy Monday, boys and girls!


Everyone enjoying the nice weather?
Looks like summer is finally here
Maybe....

Anyway...back to the donkey

What a filthy song
lmao

Go check the lyrics lol

If it wasn't country, it'd be banned

....but I love it! lol

It's a damned catchy song too
I've had it in my head all weekend lol

Eeeeeoorrrrr!
Eeeeeoorrrrr!

I just can't stop singing the chorus

Please take note: in a departure from regular practice around here, I will not be taking this opportunity to slander anyone's Ass
Even the people who spend hours every weekend polishing theirs. Their will be no mention of hairy Asses vs smooth Asses either. Just sayin'....

Now, given that I've led a pretty sheltered life up to this point, I was not aware that this is a real thing, so to speak....

Apparently there are two usages of the term Donkey Butt in the urban dictionary

The first refers to an ass which looks like a donkey's....
The second refers to an ass that hasn't been wiped properly....

Now, this begs the question.....which usage are they referring to??

I would hope the first....but I'm scared it might be the second

amp;

Quick pause while I throw up in my mouth a little

Anyway....

"They all walk funny when they're done, riding you know who"

Heeheehee.....
Yeah...must be the first usage

I may have to invest in a donkey now...after all, as the song says:

All the ladies like to ride, oh, the ladies like to ride
Oh, the ladies like to ride, the ladies like my D-O-N-K-E-Y



Who wants to come back to my stall?
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
hiddenmythology 44M
9643 posts
7/21/2014 11:33 am

 Thanks... First off I love that song, but I can never get it out of my head. Now it is firmly stuck there!
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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
7/21/2014 11:49 am
    Quoting hiddenmythology:
    Thanks... First off I love that song, but I can never get it out of my head. Now it is firmly stuck there!
Exactly! lol
Why should I suffer alone?
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
7/21/2014 3:09 pm
    Quoting  :
You have a donkey fetish?
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
7/21/2014 3:10 pm
    Quoting  :
I'm not a big country fan either but that one caught my attention
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
7/22/2014 12:49 am

 Is your stall clean and nicely padded?


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
7/22/2014 2:21 am

Donkey butts lead to crusty arses if left unattended for too long!!


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
7/22/2014 5:22 am
    Quoting blondegirlis:
    Is your stall clean and nicely padded?
Fresh hay every month whether it needs it or not
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
7/22/2014 5:23 am
    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Donkey butts lead to crusty arses if left unattended for too long!!
They certainly do
At that point you have to set phasers to kill....only sure way to get rid of the Klingons
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


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