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I Was Made For Lovin' You, Baby.....
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I Was Made For Lovin' You, Baby..... Hello Peeps and Peepettes! Having a good day? I do hope so....  You deserve it! In fact...take the rest of the day off  If anyone asks, just tell them I said it was ok  And if they don't like it, tell them to come see me  Sound like a good plan? It does to me..... Yeah, I could do with an early day.....I've had enough for one week, even if it was a short one lol Now what could I do with the "extra" time?? Welllll...... I could try and get laid..... Find a cute girl and seduce her.... What do you think my chances are?? (Slim to none) Yeah...that's what I thought I'd give it the good,old college try though I'm nothing if not a tryer I'm the Ron Jeremy of Local Adult Companion With my mullet and questionable dress sense, I'm quite the catch! ....and you don't have to run too fast to catch me either lmao I mean, come on ladies..... Who doesn't want a dude in "old man" jeans?? They're HOT I bet my ass would look great in them...if you could see it, that is And as for the stomach overhang? SEX-EEEEE  Actually, now that I read that I'm beginning to realise why I can't get laid around here It's the Ron Jeremy bit isn't it?? You're all afraid you won't be able to handle me, right?? LMFAO Think I'll change my screen name to SuperHungStudStallionManBeast I bet that'll get the offers rolling in I'll be beating the girls off with a stick! I'm sure of it!! If I do that and buy a one week membership and send out an email blast to about a thousand girls at once..... Yeah...that'll do it, right?? Oh! I have to remember to steal a pic of a hot guy off the internet to use as my profile pic..... and stop spelling and using grammar correctly Ok then...I'm off to get ball rolling on that Brace yourselves ladies..... I'm coming in Oh wait.... I should practise my typing... Brass urselfs ladees I comeing So...ya wanna? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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 And I'm dentally challenged..... Are you SURE you don't know me??? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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I was all set to run the other way until you brushed up on your typing skills. I duz lurv a dud e wit nos how 2 presens his elf.
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and you said you were shy..
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It's the old man jeans Spuds, get rid of them That's sacrilege!! Actually I do own a pair of young man jeans....but you can see every curve and bulge in my package.....  They DO make my ass look good though! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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I was all set to run the other way until you brushed up on your typing skills. I duz lurv a dud e wit nos how 2 presens his elf. i can go al nite 2 "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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and you said you were shy.. Can't you tell?? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Ohhhhhhh don't say that! Don't even think it! You're spoiling all my fantasies!! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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I always wanna.....WAIT...whadda I wanna?   
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"SuperHungStudStallionManBeast" Nope. not at all.. 
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I always wanna.....WAIT...whadda I wanna? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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"SuperHungStudStallionManBeast" Nope. not at all.. "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Oh dear lord, I need to see them! lol"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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