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Open Up And Say......  

spudsy1000 50M
2986 posts
1/21/2015 11:09 am
Open Up And Say......

{Fade Music}
{Lights Up}
{Zoom In Camera}
{Cue Ivor Biggun (Studio Presenter)}

Hello everyone, and welcome to the next installment of "The Potato's Lair", or as some people call it "That Drivel Again??"

In today's episode we will be asking the question, "Masturbation: Hobby or Career?", and attempting to answer the riddle of "How much licking is too much?".

But first, our roving reporter Spudsy1000 has been trying to get a handle on his "handle" - if you know what I mean

Spudsy, I understand you haven't been feeling yourself all week?

Spudsy: No, I haven't. It's a very slippery issue, I must say. Really quite difficult to get a grasp on it.

I understand. Have you tried coming at it from a different angle?

Spudsy: Yes Ivor. I've tried from various angles. It's one of those things where, just when you think you've got a good hold on it, it gets away from you.

So what you're telling me is it's very hard to pin down?

Spudsy: Correct Ivor. You've hit it right on the head. Pinning it down would be the ideal thing to do. However, the potential consequences would be difficult to deal with. The potential for leaks for example, would be catastrophic.

Indeed. Do you feel it might be better to leave it alone for the time being?

Spudsy: That certainly is one possibility. However, an issue like this generally doesn't go away on it's own. There's always someone or something that will set off the whole performance again. Sometimes, deliberately.

Thank you Spudsy. Most insightful. We'll return to you later.
In the meantime, lets quickly visit the sports desk for a report on the Hump-O-Lympics from Feelma Balls. Feelma?

Feelma: Thanks Ivor. Nothing much to report I'm afraid. There's been some ins and outs across the board. Some comings as well. That's about it so far.

Thanks Feelma. Good to know.

And now for our special feature report from I.P. Squint. "Bathroom Accidents and How To Avoid Them".

{Roll Video}



Yeah ok, so how else am I going to amuse myself this fine Wednesday?


Oh yeah...its HNW
Saw the most delightful pic this morning
I'm not telling you whose it was, but it was a beauty
Let me put it this way, it'll keep me going for weeks

And no...it definitely didn't belong to Charmer

I've learnt to check the titles of his Wednesday posts before I visit his blog
Bleaching your eyes after inadvertently clicking through will do that for you

Still, I survived.
You live and learn, you know.

{Disclaimer: Do NOT put bleach in your eyes - no matter what. If you do, I take no responsibility for your stupidity. }

On that note - here's something I saw in the side effects on a bottle of sleeping tablets:

May cause drowsiness.

Really??
lmao

I guess that should tell you everything you need to know about the modern world and the people therein.

And I think I'll leave you to think that one over
Catch you later!

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
1/22/2015 5:47 am
    Quoting  :
Thanks! But don't you mean "confusing" ?

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
1/22/2015 5:47 am
    Quoting  :

Don't tell!
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
1/22/2015 5:48 am
    Quoting littlelady220:
    So I ran out to the drug store to check on the situation and yup you're right, they do cause drowziness...it said soo!!!
    I'm dorwzy right now!!
    Ya I had to check if it works too


On that note.....if you tickle a Spudsy's penis, it'll spit at you
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
1/23/2015 6:39 am

 Is that applause 'cause it's over??

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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