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Generation Landslide
Generation Landslide Hello everyone Halfway through the week! Cool, huh? This is the point in the week when stuff gets done.... Everyone has finished talking about the weekend just past, and haven't started talking about the weekend to come.... There's a window of about half an hour to get some work done So what do I do? Yep, that's right...I come and blog LMFAO I get paid for this...and I don't even feel guilty As someone so kindly reminded us this morning, in her own inimitable way, we're on the downward slope to springtime Yes springtime, when a young man's thoughts turn to....well....same thing they turn to every other time of year.....sex! Ummm...food! Ummm...sports! Ummm....all of the above Not necessarily all at the same time... 'Cause that would be weird Although...... watching Eugenie Bouchard while eating a sandwich pretty much covers it Did you know that's why God gave men two hands, right? Multitasking Actually, she doesn't do much for me lol Way too young for my taste I can appreciate her on an aesthetic level..... she's pretty and well put together But lust after her...nah.... She just doesn't flip that switch for me On the face of it, there's no reason why not...she just doesn't..... Attraction is a funny thing..... I guarantee you couldn't put your finger on what it is about a person that attracts you to them, and doesn't attract you to someone else... In my experience there's no rhyme or reason for it... it's not physical, certainly.... Female and breathing are about the only constants... Oh and they're deal breakers too.... if you're neither, forget it Body shape, hair colour, height...don't matter to me one bit.... Age is becoming an issue The older I get, the less attracted I am to the younger ladies lol Generation gap? Maybe... lol The thought that if I had , they'd be a similar age is very off putting, never mind the lack of common ground lol I mean what on earth would we talk about? lol Never mind that I speak a different language I still say "so and so has a new record out" lol When I say "phone" I mean the one that plugs into the wall, the other one is a Cell I still "tape" my shows on tv I'd be like And she'd be like And I'd be like And she'd be like And I'd be like And she'd be like And I'd be like And she'd be like amp; Yeah. That's how it would go. "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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Is that a hint?? Too many words?? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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LMFAO! @ Why God gave men two hands.... ROTFLAMO!@ Female & breathing are only two constants and deal breakers if not... But getting back on topic of 'Age' I think? Each to his or her own on this one, but I tend to agree with most of your post. Cheers.
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LMFAO! @ Why God gave men two hands.... ROTFLAMO!@ Female & breathing are only two constants and deal breakers if not... But getting back on topic of 'Age' I think? Each to his or her own on this one, but I tend to agree with most of your post. Cheers. Except wanton, endless sex of course "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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How do you know I even wear panties.... Maybe I'm a commando potato.... "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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How about the 'old' saying...."Its not you..its me" kinda thing .. lol.
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How about the 'old' saying...."Its not you..its me" kinda thing .. lol. What'd I do? Why are you breaking up with me?? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Do I qualify, you know that age gap?? I'm in!!!?* If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience E-4-N
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Do I qualify, you know that age gap?? I'm in!!!?* "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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I'm even more "old school" than you - so it was a treat to read this. I still have a land-line phone that plugs into the wall. I still use a camera for taking pictures. I still like to talk on the phone, instead of texting. And, I still read paper books, that you hold in your hand, and turn the pages. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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I'm even more "old school" than you - so it was a treat to read this. I still have a land-line phone that plugs into the wall. I still use a camera for taking pictures. I still like to talk on the phone, instead of texting. And, I still read paper books, that you hold in your hand, and turn the pages. "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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