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Blogs > spudsy1000 > The Potato's Lair....

If I Were A Carpenter....  

spudsy1000 50M
2986 posts
5/21/2015 12:17 pm
If I Were A Carpenter....

If I were a carpenter, I'd play with my wood all day

Ok Ok...it's an oldie but a goodie

A bit like Surfers Do It Standing Up

Yeah....I ain't a surfer either...but you get the point....
As the Bishop said to the Nun...

I've always thought it would be cool to try real surfing....maybe one day I will
This looking for porn on the internet doesn't qualify as real surfing

I always thought body surfing was what you did on an oil slathered female
Shows how much I know



Anyway....

My search for the perfect woman continues....as usual...
And by perfect I mean....a woman willing to have sex with me

lmao

Doesn't get any more perfect than that now, does it? lol

Maybe it does....
Yeah....

Must like music
Oh!
And be willing to keep me in the style I'd LIKE to become accustomed to lol

That's not asking too much is it??


Everything else is just details....except........

Leafs fans need not apply

Although even then I might make exceptions



See ya!!
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
5/21/2015 12:26 pm

 Leafs fans???? Desperate times need desperate measures I suppose!!

How are ye anyway big man? Hope all's well.


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/21/2015 1:27 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Leafs fans???? Desperate times need desperate measures I suppose!!

    How are ye anyway big man? Hope all's well.
Ahm no bad, pal....
This place was pure nippin' ma heid fur a while..but ahm a'right now...

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/21/2015 1:28 pm
    Quoting SugarNspice99xo:
    Lol... Seems like your idea of the perfect woman is very open to interpretation

You noticed.... lol

Yeah pretty much the only prerequisite is "must be breathing"
....and even then...

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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GhostofH 65M
22788 posts
5/21/2015 2:26 pm

 ROTFLMAO!!!! @ Leafs fans need not apply....


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/21/2015 2:58 pm
    Quoting GhostofH:
    ROTFLMAO!!!! @ Leafs fans need not apply....


Exactly, eh?
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/22/2015 5:21 am
    Quoting  :
That's a shame....what a waste
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/22/2015 7:53 am
    Quoting  :
I only see 2.....
Oh!

NOW I got ya lol
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/22/2015 7:54 am
    Quoting  :
lol they don't tell you that going in do they?
lmao

Thanks for the tip!

I'm quite attached to my nipples as it happens
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

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