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Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Hello folks! You better leave the bikini's in storage for a while yet...it's going to be minus 1 tonight  Unless of course you're not wearing it outside *Ahem* When it's chilly enough to give you nipples that could cut glass, what chance does clothing have? I think that might be part of the conspiracy......force you into summer clothing , then turn down the temperature so you shred your clothes with hard nipples and then have to replace them... I'm telling you...it's true!! It MUST be true....you read it on the internet  In other news.... I heard this week that people poop wrong.... Yes ladies and gentlemen, after all these millions of years someone has figured out that we've been pooping in an incorrect fashion  They even wrote a book on the subject! AND got a spot on national television to promote it! Have we fallen THAT far...?? lol Now don't get me wrong... I'm not a fan of undue strain in the poopage department....but still....really?? I do, however, enjoy answer questions through the door in the negative.... Witness: From outside the door: "Do you want a coffee?" NNNNNNNNNNo  It's even better when accompanied by a large splash.... Freaks people out Sometimes I'll fill the sink with water and drop a full shampoo bottle in it for effect Anyway...... So I was thinking...if someone can invent a new and improved method for pooping, there's got to be money to be made in all sorts of strange ways.... So I invented Hypothetical Sex ™ Thank you, thank you.....it was nothing, just something I whipped up one afternoon... Oh...I guess you should wait for the applause and cheering to START before you say that.... oops  Yes...Hypothetical Sex ™ Hypothetical Sex ™ is for people who fall into one of the following categories: A. People who don't want to have cybersex or are afraid of Keystroke Monitoring on their computers B. People who live too far away and have no wifi or internet connection C. People who are just too lazy to have Cyber or Real sex D. People who can't have real sex due to health or other issues It's also very easy to do... There is no special equipment required, although you do have to order my pamphlet on the subject for only 6 easy payments of $11.95 + $100 shipping and handling Or a blowjob...I'm not fussy Of course I can't tell you the whole method, since that would be shooting my business in the foot.... but I can tell you that it's the safest sex you'll ever have And the easiest....no long courtship ritual, no monetary outlay, no messy cleanup.....you don't even have to shave!! I'll tell you how easy it is.... I'm having it right now! See? And you didn't even know..... In fact, the person I'm having Hypothetical Sex ™ with doesn't even know Hope she's enjoying it as much as I am Later folks, I'm about to cum   "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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Gads, I hated that song!!  Still waiting on spring here too seems to get later every year. And I reckon ye're on tae a winner there, in theory, yecould be a millionair in nae time, though in practice, ye might be more likely tae be millin in Ayr!! Ah dearie me, ma patter is shite!!
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Well if you'd let me in your pants it would only have been one minute of you life you'll never get back...... lmao "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Gads, I hated that song!! Still waiting on spring here too seems to get later every year. And I reckon ye're on tae a winner there, in theory, yecould be a millionair in nae time, though in practice, ye might be more likely tae be millin in Ayr!! Ah dearie me, ma patter is shite!! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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What an awesome cackle this morning!! Thankful it's warm enough here to put on my bikini. Dyslexics are teople poo! Dyslexics of the world untie.
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What an awesome cackle this morning!! Thankful it's warm enough here to put on my bikini. Thanks for stopping by! Now....about that bikini.....tell me more "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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ROTFLAMFAO!!!!!!!! @ It's even better when accompanied by a large splash....
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ROTFLAMFAO!!!!!!!! @ It's even better when accompanied by a large splash.... "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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You have a very good point there! Hypothetically.... "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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I really hope you mean there isn't enough money to buy me and not that no one would pay to buy me "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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giggles
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giggles "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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No kidding, right?? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Guess which one I chose "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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