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Get The Funk Out
Get The Funk Out Good day ladies and gentlemen of Local Adult Companion You know, some days I even amuse myself.... I was just rereading some of my old stuff here... I actually made myself laugh lol I'm not entirely sure whether I was laughing WITH myself, or laughing AT myself Not that it really matters Although I did wonder to myself if I was as "interesting" (for want of a better word ) in person.... I've never felt interesting or particularly attractive..... I was always the "wingman" when I was younger....always.... I never perfected the "art" of picking up women, or making them interested in picking me up Even now, I fail to see anything interesting or engaging... I'm decidedly average in my opinion But having said that, there's no accounting for taste...thankfully!! lol Just sayin' Anyway.... all that aside.... who wants some of this studly he-stallion?? Maybe I should use a cock pic as my profile pic Bet that would bring the ladies running... NOT lol Mind you...they do say it pays to advertise Maybe if I painted feathers and a beak on it it would be acceptable Wouldn't that be funny? lol Oh!!! We could have a Fancy Dressed Cock competition! We could make little outfits! I'd be Zorro.....or Batman....or maybe The Flash would be more apt lol Actually, that's a serious notion.... lack of practice is making me faster and faster...dammit.... I'll be breaking land speed records soon, at this rate.... Mind you...it's nothing two or three days in a row wouldn't cure Hint...hint.... So I'll leave you with that thought....and if you're tempted.... it's like I said earlier...there's no accounting for taste See ya! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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@ The Flash.....
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I have a friend here, a non-blogger, who did an experiment with his profile picture, which was never a cock shot. He knew women openly complained about the cock shot, but wanted to see for himself. He couldn't believe how much action he got with a cock profile pic. It might be worth considering...
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@ The Flash..... Good one, eh? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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In your case that works for me I've always said the way to a lady's naughty bits is through her funny bone "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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I have a friend here, a non-blogger, who did an experiment with his profile picture, which was never a cock shot. He knew women openly complained about the cock shot, but wanted to see for himself. He couldn't believe how much action he got with a cock profile pic. It might be worth considering... To be honest, I think women are a little less than honest when it comes to the cock shot "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Cheeky devil that I am...I'd let you run in the other direction "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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My thoughts exactly lol Unfortunately my sewing skills don't match my ambition "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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I somehow thought you might Here's a thought for you.....you may be the only surviving member who might remember my original profile pic after I finally got rid of the "grey man" "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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