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Get The Funk Out  

spudsy1000 50M
2986 posts
6/1/2015 10:57 am
Get The Funk Out


Good day ladies and gentlemen of Local Adult Companion

You know, some days I even amuse myself....
I was just rereading some of my old stuff here... I actually made myself laugh lol

I'm not entirely sure whether I was laughing WITH myself, or laughing AT myself

Not that it really matters

Although I did wonder to myself if I was as "interesting" (for want of a better word ) in person....

I've never felt interesting or particularly attractive..... I was always the "wingman" when I was younger....always....

I never perfected the "art" of picking up women, or making them interested in picking me up

Even now, I fail to see anything interesting or engaging... I'm decidedly average in my opinion

But having said that, there's no accounting for taste...thankfully!! lol

Just sayin'

Anyway.... all that aside.... who wants some of this studly he-stallion??



Maybe I should use a cock pic as my profile pic
Bet that would bring the ladies running... NOT lol

Mind you...they do say it pays to advertise

Maybe if I painted feathers and a beak on it it would be acceptable

Wouldn't that be funny?
lol

Oh!!!
We could have a Fancy Dressed Cock competition!

We could make little outfits!


I'd be Zorro.....or Batman....or maybe The Flash would be more apt
lol

Actually, that's a serious notion.... lack of practice is making me faster and faster...dammit....



I'll be breaking land speed records soon, at this rate....

Mind you...it's nothing two or three days in a row wouldn't cure

Hint...hint....


So I'll leave you with that thought....and if you're tempted.... it's like I said earlier...there's no accounting for taste

See ya!

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


GhostofH 65M
22788 posts
6/1/2015 11:37 am

@ The Flash.....


MyNameIsKay 62F  
11887 posts
6/1/2015 1:17 pm

I have a friend here, a non-blogger, who did an experiment with his profile picture, which was never a cock shot. He knew women openly complained about the cock shot, but wanted to see for himself. He couldn't believe how much action he got with a cock profile pic. It might be worth considering...

Swim...Bike...Done


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
6/1/2015 2:01 pm



Good one, eh?

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
6/1/2015 2:02 pm

    Quoting  :

In your case that works for me
I've always said the way to a lady's naughty bits is through her funny bone

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
6/1/2015 2:04 pm

    Quoting MyNameIsKay:
    I have a friend here, a non-blogger, who did an experiment with his profile picture, which was never a cock shot. He knew women openly complained about the cock shot, but wanted to see for himself. He couldn't believe how much action he got with a cock profile pic. It might be worth considering...
Interesting....
To be honest, I think women are a little less than honest when it comes to the cock shot


"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
6/1/2015 2:05 pm

    Quoting  :

Cheeky devil that I am...I'd let you run in the other direction

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
6/2/2015 6:21 am

    Quoting  :

My thoughts exactly lol
Unfortunately my sewing skills don't match my ambition

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
6/2/2015 6:23 am

    Quoting  :

I somehow thought you might

Here's a thought for you.....you may be the only surviving member who might remember my original profile pic after I finally got rid of the "grey man"

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


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