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Stand By For Exciter  

spudsy1000 50M
2986 posts
7/7/2015 6:18 am
Stand By For Exciter


Here he comes now....

Fall to your knees and repent if you please.....

Yes, boys and girls, I'm on a Judas Priest kick right now lol

It could have been worse...I could have used Eat Me Alive for a title

On that note....any volunteers??

No??

But I washed it and everything!

LMAO

There's a story about Tom Jones...that he used to dip his tadger in mouthwash before meeting the panty slingers backstage

True or not....it's a great story

So things have been pretty busy for me lately, hence the lack of blogging
Not good busy...just work busy, in case you were getting all excited

Oh come on...you KNOW this isn't that kind of blog

You really shouldn't come here expecting that lol
Even if this does purport to be a sex site

Speaking of which...if it wasn't for people screwing it up this would be a great sex site lol

Isn't it funny that the minute you involve human beings, everything gets all screwed up? lol

Glad I'm a Sex Robot from the future

I'm the Orgasminator

Wouldn't that be cool though?
I'd have all these detachable appendages for any situation...

Go, go gadget dick

Combine that with my built in Wheel of Tongues and we're off into space!
Metaphorically and hypothetically speaking

Mind you, I'm sure with the sudden resurgence of The Terminator franchise, some enterprising porn studio has already copyrighted that idea lol

Don't they make NEW movies anymore?
Or am I just getting old??

Of course, Arnie DID say "I'll be back".
He just didn't specify how many times

Anyway, I guess I ought to go do some work for my living,,,,,

Hasta la orgasmo, baby!

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


kittyliquor519 58M
2730 posts
7/7/2015 7:02 am

Priest, the Godfathers of metal yessir!!

Do you have their "Essential Judas Priest" CD? GREAT collection of songs from them!

Great drums in that song too, some double bass goin' on

Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!!


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
7/7/2015 7:18 am

    Quoting kittyliquor519:
    Priest, the Godfathers of metal yessir!!

    Do you have their "Essential Judas Priest" CD? GREAT collection of songs from them!

    Great drums in that song too, some double bass goin' on
Oh yes
Rob Halford is the most under rated vocalist as far as the mainstream goes....his diction, delivery, power and range are incredible...
If he was singing opera he's be getting all the kudos imaginable.....
Eric Adams of Manowar is another.....stunning vocalist...but not quite in Halford's leaugue

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
7/7/2015 7:19 am

    Quoting  :

The easy answer would be "Enough to please you"
LMFAO

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
7/7/2015 9:14 am

    Quoting  :

Ah!
The famous Trouser Armadillo

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


GhostofH 65M
22788 posts
7/7/2015 9:37 am

@ enough to please you..... She's Insatiable !!!!


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
7/7/2015 9:45 am

    Quoting GhostofH:
    @ enough to please you..... She's Insatiable !!!!

Good to know!
I'll bring a triple pack of Tongue refills for the Wheel!
lmao

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
7/7/2015 11:05 am

    Quoting  :

Wanna go for two??
Huh?
Huh?
D'ya wanna??


"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
7/7/2015 3:12 pm

    Quoting  :

You'll never know till you try, will ya?

I tell you...the best 58 1/2 seconds of your life!

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


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