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Blogs > spudsy1000 > The Potato's Lair....

These Balls Are Made For Licking...  

spudsy1000 50M
2986 posts
2/5/2016 10:12 am
These Balls Are Made For Licking...

With apologies to Nancy Sinatra

Her boots might be made for walking...but I've got a different idea....

My balls need licked, and I'm not afraid to say it!!

Damn it.



Hello folks

It's been a while, hasn't it?

I've been putting off writing anything because, well, just because
Laziness mainly I think lol

But by special request, from a pretty young lady who complained she had nothing to read - here I am

So....
Back to the licking of the balls

Yes ladies...this is a really nice thing to do for your guy.... I love it when it's done right....

First rule is be gentle

These are sensitive instruments you know....
They may be weapons of mass procreation, but they're also very delicate

They are not, and I repeat NOT chew toys

Do not attempt to bite - it won't end well

lmao

What the fuck am I talking about??
Really??
Ball licking advice?
I've never licked a ball in my life

I have, however, had mine licked and sucked gently by a wonderful girl who really knew what she was doing
Man, was she ever good in bed....wow!
The things she could and would do would make your toes curl

*sigh*

She was perfect... just sayin'......



Anyway....I think I've done my blogging duty

Maybe I'll try and be a bit more regular in future...
I used to love this...the writing, the reading of the comments, the responses

Have a great day, people!
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
GhostofH 65M
22788 posts
2/5/2016 10:27 am

 Ah, Spudsy, you've hit on one of the male nirvana's.....


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
2/5/2016 10:34 am
    Quoting GhostofH:
    Ah, Spudsy, you've hit on one of the male nirvana's.....
I know!
But only if it's done right
If it's done wrong, it's a nightmare!
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
2/5/2016 10:55 am
    Quoting  :
Absolutely!
I'll even make sure they're freshly shaved so you don't get stubble burn on your tongue
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
2/8/2016 1:56 pm

 Who the heck is young?!
Its very nice to see a post from you...about time!
As to the subject material....2 things came to mind....
1. A number of songs...
2. The movie Proposal, with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. She's dancing around a huge fire with Grandma and singing "balls to the walls" and gyrating around...too funny!


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
2/8/2016 2:05 pm
    Quoting blondegirlis:
    Who the heck is young?!
    Its very nice to see a post from you...about time!
    As to the subject material....2 things came to mind....
    1. A number of songs...
    2. The movie Proposal, with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. She's dancing around a huge fire with Grandma and singing "balls to the walls" and gyrating around...too funny!
Ask and ye shall receive
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
2/8/2016 3:29 pm

 Oh an almost poetic description. Bravo! I hope both the ladies who watch this take note. I had that woman too, it's an almost sublime "just for my guy" experience.
Take it easy, guns are cold.


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
2/9/2016 5:11 am
    Quoting gunner4440:
    Oh an almost poetic description. Bravo! I hope both the ladies who watch this take note. I had that woman too, it's an almost sublime "just for my guy" experience.
It's quite something isn't it?

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


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