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Ain't Seen Nuthin' Till You're Down On A Muffin.....  

spudsy1000 50M
2986 posts
4/10/2018 1:07 pm
Ain't Seen Nuthin' Till You're Down On A Muffin.....


Howdy folks!

Yep, it's me....

Your friendly neighbourhood stud muffin

What's going on?

Not much....

I'm having withdrawals....

No, not the DT's....

I'm in dire need of a pussy high.....
Or even a high pussy....
What's that?
What do you mean I'm too short to deal with a high pussy?

if you lay them down, being vertically challenged isn't an issue
Besides, mouth height is perfect

Actually....I'd settle for saying "Hi" to a pussy

Mind you, it's been so long I probably wouldn't recognise one anyway

Ok, so that last one wasn't true....once seen, never forgotten

But yes folks....there is a drought.....

I think there should be a charity organization to help people like me....
Free pussy for all, I say...

I don't need money or food or clothing...just send me your pussy

I wonder if I could get a government grant??
I could say I'm researching taste and feel....

Although I'm pretty sure there's a secret government department responsible for pussy inspections.... or is that just a scam??

But I digress....

The long and the short of it is I'm hungry....

I'm hungry for the feel of those delicious, soft folds....
To feel the wetness on my lips and tongue.....
To taste that sex....
To taste it....
To devour it...
To be engulfed by it...

(sigh)

I WANT THAT PUSSY HIGH!

There's nothing better than eating a beautiful pussy..... except eating it twice

There's a feeling you get when you eat a nice one....nothing else comes close....
Makes me grin like a Cheshire cat and feel ten feet tall and bulletproof....
Or is that just me?
I just love it....love it love it love it.....
Did I mention I love it?? lol

Anyone else get the pussy high?

Later folks!



"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
4/11/2018 5:00 am

Wouldn't you be a stud Spud?! .... lookin for a muffin...


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/11/2018 2:45 pm

    Quoting  :

You got that right my friend!

Good to see you too!

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/11/2018 2:46 pm

    Quoting blondegirlis:
    Wouldn't you be a stud Spud?! .... lookin for a muffin...
You know what?
You're completely right!
Shoulda gone with that.....

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/11/2018 2:47 pm

    Quoting  :

LMAO yes....cock high and balls deep for the ladies

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


MyNameIsKay 62F  
11887 posts
4/13/2018 6:31 pm

I never looked at your height before this post. For some reason I thought you were taller. You write as if you're taller!

But it's a wonder...you are starved for pussy and my pussy is starved! There's got to be a way for this to work out...

Swim...Bike...Done


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
4/14/2018 11:26 am

    Quoting MyNameIsKay:
    I never looked at your height before this post. For some reason I thought you were taller. You write as if you're taller!

    But it's a wonder...you are starved for pussy and my pussy is starved! There's got to be a way for this to work out...
Where there’s a willy there’s a way

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
5/2/2018 9:51 pm

Do you really want a pussy that's not attached to a woman?

Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
5/7/2018 12:31 pm

    Quoting FMAOPLS:
    Do you really want a pussy that's not attached to a woman?
I thought that went without saying
Although right about now I'd even settle for a detachable one

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


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