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Blogs > peekabooicu2ucme > Musings and mayhem of my mind

Ouch, my eye!  

peekabooicu2ucme 46F
3728 posts
8/13/2009 12:03 pm
Ouch, my eye!
I got this email today. The introductory title was "I'd". I opened it up and there is the rest of that statement: "like to fuck you in that eye !"
I have a quest now. I need the most funny, sarcastic, intelligent answer to this mail that I can come up with. Any suggestions?

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Baltasar45 63M
9207 posts
8/13/2009 12:56 pm

 Sorry. My pupil is too narrow even for your dick.
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hornyandnice 55M
Ask me for a photo

8/13/2009 2:46 pm

 Sorry thought i was blind in one eye! Not Both didn't see your little dick coming.

OR
There is no way i'm taking my glasses off and letting you fuck me in the eye until i find what i'm looking for!


peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
8/14/2009 5:41 am

 I've had other suggestions as well:
Tell him to watch more porn, he's obviously doing it wrong.
Put a picture with an eye patch on it and send that.
Tell him it's your boyfriend's eye, but you'll pass it along.
Write that he's really too old to need that sort of instruction, perhaps he should be checked for mental problems.

Keep the suggestions coming!
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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
8/14/2009 3:11 pm
    Quoting  :
Hard to see anything these days. Must be doing something wrong.
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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
8/16/2009 7:37 pm
    Quoting  :
No worries Dimples, I know you wrote it 'cause you care.
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