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Ok, ok, so Monday then
Ok, ok, so Monday then Yep, so I was stood up all week by my "work out buddies", but I have been PROMISED that Monday for sure, first thing, it's happening. I'm gonna hold 'em to it, or go by myself. I have this workout video that my mom gave me awhile back because with her disability she couldn't do the stuff on it. So I put it in the DVD, had my bottle of water handy, 2 midgets at school, 2 still sleeping, and I tried it. Have I mentioned I'm about as uncoordinated as a giraffe on roller skates? Bounce, step, bounce, step, turn, bend, step, bounce, smack my hand on the fan, trip over my other left foot, step, step, step, trip, fall....Well maybe not quite like that, but you get the picture. Anywho, they do this thing on it called graceful arms... Yeah, I'm pretty sure, (positive actually) that what I was doing did not look anything like the graceful arms crap they were doing. The 2 wee ones woke up about half way through, so pause, grab them, change diaper, potty the other, come watch mommy stumble through the rest of this thing....Oooh, you do that better than I do. Where'd you get your moves? Shit, not my side of the gene pool. Ah well, ok, left, right, uh huh, I've almost got this thing now! Whack! Ok, so maybe not. But I did it, I made it through the whole workout thingy in one piece more or less, and yep, I'm going to force myself to do the damned thing again whenever I can't make it to the gym for whatever reason, and I have the time. I need to go to the store today to get some more salad stuff too. That's a workout in itself, taking the two wee ones shopping. I had the wee-est one in the front of the cart sitting and buckled , I think it was last week, maybe the week before, I dunno, time kinda runs together sometimes, and the 3 year old in the back with the groceries. I'm at the check out register at the front of Wal-mart loading the stuff on the conveyor belt, and the midget jumps out of the back and starts booking it to the bathrooms. Fuck! I had to leave the baby there while I chased her ass down. She's laughing her ass off that mommy had to run after her and catch her. Grrr! Mommy was not amused. The rest of the store watching was however. THAT is why I love leashes. I almost never use one, and obviously didn't that day, but damn it, I wish I had. Well anywho, it's another long weekend of work coming up for me. But it's ok, no midgets and Saturday before I crash is me time, with or without company. What're ya'll doing for the weekend? |
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1/8/2010 2:42 pm |
I'll be working, almost makes me long for unemployment again. And remember, nobody is graceful at first, but just think about how smoking hot you'll be if you stick with it. I'm having a hard time getting started myself, so if you need an accountability buddy, I can harass you if you dont get things done.
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I can't do a lot because of the snow. Most of the football has been cancelled throughout the whole of the UK, mainly due to safety reasons or frozen pitches. Co-ordination is my muddle name
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Thanks!
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I'll be working, almost makes me long for unemployment again. And remember, nobody is graceful at first, but just think about how smoking hot you'll be if you stick with it. I'm having a hard time getting started myself, so if you need an accountability buddy, I can harass you if you dont get things done. You can harass me no matter what. You know I'm gonna harass you too though, even if it is 3am. Got that flashlight?
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I can't do a lot because of the snow. Most of the football has been cancelled throughout the whole of the UK, mainly due to safety reasons or frozen pitches. Co-ordination is my muddle name
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My company and I drank a bit of Corona too. No lottery though...Dang it.
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