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Blogs > peekabooicu2ucme > Musings and mayhem of my mind

Help a chick out  

peekabooicu2ucme 46F
3728 posts
3/12/2010 4:39 pm
Help a chick out
I swear all I've got is dirty silly little one liners. Stuff to make one crack up a bit, while being just a wee bit dirty.
For example: "I really miss your penis. I know you have full custody and all, but I'd really like some visitation rights."
Yepper, I actually said that.
Give me your best lines, worst lines, and just plain funny lines perty please.

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Lonesomeloser101 69M
1594 posts
3/12/2010 6:05 pm

 A lady on the beach loses her swim suit top while swimming and come out of the water with her arm covering her breasts. A little boy walks up and says "Lady if your are drowing those puppies can I have the one on the left?






peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
3/12/2010 7:15 pm
    Quoting  :
Gonna make me work for it eh?
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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
3/12/2010 7:16 pm
    Quoting  :
Gonna be visiting all weekend long.
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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
3/12/2010 7:16 pm
    Quoting Lonesomeloser101:
    A lady on the beach loses her swim suit top while swimming and come out of the water with her arm covering her breasts. A little boy walks up and says "Lady if your are drowing those puppies can I have the one on the left?
Thanks for that.
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citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
3/18/2010 9:48 am

 They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.


TheRedheadinHeat 62F
9294 posts
3/18/2010 8:26 pm

 I can't top that. Did you get visitation rights?
If I have stopped by your blog, please be sure to sign my permission slip Pimp Me, Pimp My Blog, But Let Me Do The Same With You


peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
3/19/2010 7:16 am
    Quoting  :
I've always said "He who hesitates, masturbates".
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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
3/19/2010 7:17 am
    Quoting  :
Sometimes it's cute and funny to let 'em think they're in charge for a bit though.
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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
3/19/2010 7:18 am
    Quoting citizen4722:
    They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.
I guess "they" were right for once.
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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
3/19/2010 7:25 am

 Yup.
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rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
3/22/2010 7:48 am

 Sorry, but I can't help you out here. I don't think I've ever successfully picked up a girl. They've always started the conversation. I did say to a girl once "I like table tennis. Can I ping your pong?", but she just called me a fruit and told me to piss off. I said to another one "What's this? Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!", but she just looked at me as if I was a nutjob and walked off.


horny4770 67M

3/25/2010 1:32 pm

 Don’t be alarmed, I just want pussy...


H.


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